At least make sure I would return in two pieces. They might be able to put me together again, you see? And I would have most epic battle scars to show others.

[He grins broadly, because really, threats like this kind of don't do anything for him. It is mere bully-talk. Yet, he is quite sure Vegeta the Saiyan does not belong to the Extremely Stupid Ones of this village. Only when he is enraged and gets his kicks out of destroying furniture. That is rather stupid and Loki might feel inclined to tell him that one day.]

Handshake, yes? Friendship always begins with proper handshakes. And please do not crush my hand, otherwise I am inclined to unleash an uncanny amount of mischief onto your person. And sorcery. And other very mystical divine godlike powers you cannot comprehend.