misterbrief: (A crying child?)
Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta ([personal profile] misterbrief) wrote2013-04-15 01:24 pm

5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]




[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]


Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]


Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]


Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]


Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]


House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]


((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from [personal profile] doesntneedsaving!))
universal_charm: (Little Laugh)

[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-04-16 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, you could, you just need to hope your wife is bi and you can get over your homophobia. But, you know.

He came up to her and patted her bottom. ]


And come on, you can take a little teasing, can't you, oh might Saiyan?
aerialassault: (thinking -- hmm)

[personal profile] aerialassault 2013-04-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
"I dunno 'bout that, Ma'am. I've got a few ladies back home who insist on getting my opinion sometimes."

There was laughter in his tone as he abandoned his current task to help the woman find something. Her discomfort in a dress was painfully obvious, but he thought he had a few fixes for that.

"One's a teenager too. Sure, she's as smart and practical as any adult, but she's still got her moments."

He smiled fondly at the thought as pulled a certain number from the racks.

"What d'ya think of this?"
Edited 2013-04-16 01:35 (UTC)
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Here it comes!)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Did you just...you disgusting freak! [And Vegeta takes the back of his hand and swings it at Kirk's face, not hard for his standards at all but if it connects it's not going to be a light slap.

So uh, no, he doesn't like to be teased, especially that way!]
windandrain: (Mild)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well...[She gives him the most reassuring smile she can manage] If it's any consolation, at least it's harmless? And temporary.
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"If it's in anything but pink." Honestly he hates pink so much. He's caught way too much flack for wearing that color in the past. But at least it's shorts, he can handle shorts.
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but that isn't currently helping me. I've still yet to go home! I can't even imagine what's in store for me there!
universal_charm: (Default)

[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-04-16 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ The blow landed and he stumbled a bit, groaning as he rubbed his cheek. It was not the first time he had been slapped, but damn it, did it have to be on his un-calloused side?! ]

Oh come on! It was a friendly pat! Jesus you are uptight.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Say what!?!?)

[voice] 1/2

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-16 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a lady here... in trouble... and in need of help...

...picking out underwear?]
windandrain: (Default)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
You mean with your wife, and Bulla? They'll understand, surely.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (How can you say no to this face?)

[voice] 2/2

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[SCORE! This sounds like a job for sexy, "manly" voice!]

Oh, you poor thing, having to battle so much! It sounds just awful! But don't worry your pretty head one bit! [Was she pretty? Vash had forgotten to take a good look after he heard what the problem was. WHO CARES!] For I, Vash the Stampede! Is not only an expert body guard that you can hire for the low, low cost of nothing at all if you wish! But also an expert in the understanding of underwear and clothes in general!

I would be happy to- no! I insist that I must help you! In fact! I'm on my way already!
aerialassault: (thinking -- so that's it)

[personal profile] aerialassault 2013-04-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"No pink huh?" He scratched his chin as he considered the rest of his options before he started pulling out more garments. The outfit that he assembled was tasteful in it's own right, he thought.

"How about this? White's a nice color for you."

The skirt and leggings were a nice combination. They looked feminine while still maintaining functionality in everyday use, and there was no risk of any mishaps in combat.
Edited 2013-04-16 02:18 (UTC)
capsuleprincess: (008 - I'm confused so confused)

[Voice]

[personal profile] capsuleprincess 2013-04-16 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweetie, I get this is new to you but asking that on the journals like that isn't a good idea. You're going to get all the perverts trying to fit in you using that as an excuse.

[Yes, she said "fit in you", yes it means what it seems to mean. No, she doesn't know yet this is her husband, thank God for the small blessings.]
4starsavior: (wow that's neat!)

[Action - house 29] 1/3?

[personal profile] 4starsavior 2013-04-16 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's pretty easy for Goku to notice that Vegeta's back in Luceti - even if the ki seems slightly different, nobody else in this place could produce that much of it. Goku happens to be at home when Vegeta arrives there, so he decides to greet the fellow Saiyan with a big friendly wave.]

Oh, hey, Vege--
4starsavior: (I don't believe it!)

[Action - house 29] 2/3

[personal profile] 4starsavior 2013-04-16 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait, that's not him...]
4starsavior: (laugh it off)

[Action - house 29] 3/3 (done)

[personal profile] 4starsavior 2013-04-16 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sorry 'bout that - I figured you were someone else! [Though she does look familiar...] ...Are you Vegeta's sister?
doesntneedsaving: (Default)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't forget what I said about breaking your fingers! [Stomp, stomp stomp. Kirk's lucky he didn't kill him for that!]

Didn't anyone teach you any manners at all? Since when is ok for you to just place your hands wherever you please like that? [Vegeta's kind of old fashioned like that. Not something he'd do.]
doesntneedsaving: (Default)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll understand by having a nice little makeover party and dressing me up like a doll. That's going to be loads of fun, I assure you. [Yeah he doesn't sound too excited about that.]
Edited 2013-04-16 16:24 (UTC)
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse comic that I've never read (Are you serious?)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no no no no NO NO NO NO N ONOONNOONONONONNNONOOOONON NO.]

You really, really don't have to do that! [HE DOES NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH VASH OH GOD]

And I doubt you know anything about women's undergarments! So just stay where you are and leave me be! [HE'S GOTTA HIDE, BUT WHERE, HOLY COSMOS SOMEONE KEEP THIS FOOL AWAY...]
windandrain: (Neat!)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-16 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it might be. You're not unattractive, you know.

[She remains completely deadpan, but she's laughing raucously inside.]
song_princess: (Smug)

Action! BBs in Clothing shop!

[personal profile] song_princess 2013-04-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey! Hey Vegeta! Did you noticed that a little bit after you entered the clothing store, there was a little maybe 2-4 year old girl watching you. Hair is completely messy but dannnng your hair is funny miss!

Leanne couldn't help but to giggle a little bit but then remember one VERY important question that the new woman asked.]

What are undergar...gar...gar... [Blah! No more attempts to say that word.] What you asked.
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (I don't suppose you're going to stay dow)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, he guesses it looks nice? He wouldn't look like a dweeb in that outfit. It's definitely the color scheme he's used to wearing. But a skirt, ugh, why a skirt? Couldn't it just be pants instead? It could be worse, the boots helped. He likes the boots, it's sort of like his old ones but they go up a little higher...

VEGETA WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN, STOP IT THIS INSTANT. What is WRONG with you. He shakes his head a few times, but takes the outfit that Cliff's picked out. It'll do. But wait, Cliff has never mentioned to him having a daughter. He's assuming, he mentioned a teenager and galaxy knows he's got one of his own right here in Luceti.

"So what, you have a daughter that nags at you for advice in clothing? You don't look the type to be into that sort of thing." Because all that talk they did before? Yeah, had nothing to do with fashion of all things. They had man talks before.
aerialassault: (uncool -- do not want)

[personal profile] aerialassault 2013-04-16 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Cliff shot the woman a look, completely dumbfounded by what he was hearing about Maria. For one, she wasn't one to nag. For two--

"Who said 'daughter'? She's my boss."

A girl he rescued seven years ago, and a girl who rescued him and everything he cared about only a year or so before. Time flew, but Maria had matured into a strong young woman and a kind, compassionate leader.

"She's just been with Quark for a long time. Earthling girl. We didn't abduct her, but we couldn't just send her back where she'd be shuffled around from place to place until she found a home. 'Sides, of all the people I know, she's the one who understands our cause the most.

I dunno where you got that, and I'll bet ya 10 fol that you've got a daughter just like what you described."
Edited 2013-04-16 16:54 (UTC)
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Preposterous!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh crap. Her too? Shouldn't she be doing something else productive? Bulma, he was not ready for you to answer the question over the journal! Ugh what is he going to do now? He's got to tell her sooner or later but he sort of wanted to come home and break the news to her!]

The last thing I was worried about is any morons trying something with me. I'd shatter every bone in their body if they even touched me. Besides, I've found that a good portion of this village is relatively friendly in matters like this so I thought it wouldn't hurt to ask.
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[Action - house 29] I am dying laughing. Forever crying in laughter

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't even answer Goku- instead he gives him a glare, stomps into the kitchen, then stomps into the bathroom and slams the door. The faucet is audibly turned on and he splashes his face a few times. He then walks back out to the front room, sitting heavily on the couch still looking quite agitated.]

So you don't even know who I am and you're going to let me barge right into your house. [GLARE GLARE GLARE]
doesntneedsaving: (Time for you to die!)

COMERE BB <3

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-16 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He glances over to see this irritating child bothering him. Sigh, at least he can handle this.]

Underwear. [He's pretty curt but he'll at least answer the question.] I do hope you've got some on too. Or else I'd say your parents did a pretty terrible job raising you.

[VEGETA SHE'S JUST A KID HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT]

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