misterbrief | 8th Taunt

[The video snaps on to reveal a parlor, a doorway behind the young blue-haired girl leading into the living room of the home that it had been built onto. A faint crackle of a fireplace resonates throughout the room, chairs positioned around a central table. The location of many a Fashion Club meeting, its use today was for something similar, but certainly not of the norm. Today, an important announcement was to be had, as well as an example to fashion that everyone should take note of.]

Hey everyone! I just wanted to show off something I made for a minute. Also, thanks so much to Hikaru for the sewing and fashion design lessons. If anyone wants something really gorgeous, you should totally go to Hikaru and Kaoru.

[She motions off-screen, although the person she’s trying to send some sort of signal to isn’t in view yet.]

Presenting...my first experiment in men’s fashion!

[She makes a little face when her signal isn’t responded to right away. Someone has missed his cue.]

C’mon Dad! You promised!

Alright, alright.

[From the side, he walks in, not quite looking dejected, but pretty close- hands in his pockets and looking away grouchily as he stands next to her. There’s an obvious bit of embarrassment in Vegeta’s face, but then again, it could be worse. And well, he did think he looked pretty good in the outfit she’s made for him.]

Thanks, Dad.

[Bulla is proud of her first successful attempt at making men’s clothing that doesn’t fit weirdly. She managed to go right from design, to making a simple pattern, and this is the end result. The outfit in question is a white turtleneck that’s fitted without being skin tight, complete with khaki pants, a belt, and a necklace.]

I didn’t make the necklace or the belt, but I did make the sweater and pants myself. So, Dad? How does it feel? It’s comfortable, right?

[He looks over to her, flushing lightly at the question. What, he’s got to give his opinion on this too? He didn’t sign up for this, at least he didn’t remember agreeing to such a thing. He was supposed to wear the darn thing, be done with it, and go about his business.]

It’s a shirt and pants, and they fit, I guess. I don’t see what’s so special about it.

[He folds his arms over his chest, the feel of the necklace irritating him further. He’s never worn one in his life and he can’t believe this was the start of it. Was this really fashionable for males to wear on Earth? How absurd.]

[Bulla whirls around with her hands on her hips.]

Dad! You don’t have to make it sound like it’s a chore. You could have just agreed that it’s comfortable.

Ah-! Fine, fine! [He picks at the sleeve uncomfortably.] None of it is uncomfortable to wear, and this turtleneck actually fits me in the shoulders and arms for a change, unlike that ridiculous clothing the Earthlings make back at home. There, is that what you were looking for?

[Bulla smiles and nods. She’s not going to expect him to talk about how great the clothes are. Just a little bit of public praise rather than grumping about it not being special is all she really wanted. The fact that he’s willing to support her interest is the more important thing overall.]

Thanks, Dad. That’s much better. I think we’re almost done here. But first I want to know what everyone thinks of my first try at men’s fashion! Your feedback is appreciated, everyone.

((OoC: Responses will come from both Vegeta and Bulla!))

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Alright. I'll direct her there then.

Thank you dear, truly.

Who'd want to stash stuff in their hat, anyway? Unless they were some kind of mag--

[He stops himself, pinching the bridge of his nose.]

...Okay, so technically Donald is a magician, but he's not the kind who'd pull rabbits out of a top hat.

Me? That's a joke, right? [Vegeta, clean up after someone? Pshhhhhh]

Ugh. [She's so irritating]

Get out of my face.

Hah! More times than I can count on my hands and toes.

[Riku is so dead on it's not even funny.]

[He growls, but unfortunately Vegeta decides he's going to shift and move a little as she's pinning the shirt, and though he doesn't jump, his eyes go wide when he feels the pin.]

Hey! Would you watch what you're doing?!

[Even though it's totally his own fault.]

Fight games? I don't play games. [No, he's seen these games where the two of them fight each other.]

Training is very serious, and not something to be taken lightly. This isn't a game.

Guess I haven't looked enough. Thanks for the heads up.

You know, you really shouldn't be threatening to make messes you can't clean up.

You've got a lot of nerve to tell someone like me that.

[Vegeta thinks they should change whatever medication they've got Fayt on because it's getting him in trouble with the prince.]

[Isn't morphine great.

And after everything that went down with his injury, he really had no damns to give.]

Yeah, maybe. But it's not exactly a stretch of logic, you know?

Well...

[He glances at the colors of his ruff, white with red and green trim. A white cloak would be too plain.]

How about-a red? And maybe thinner. Sea lions are adapted to the cold.

So, basically you're saying I'm doomed.

[Doomed to... whatever domestic insanity Vegeta may or may not deal with... though judging by his smirk, he's not entirely serious. Silly 'ku.]

I think you're missing the point. You might want to think about shutting that big mouth of yours unless you'd like your other wing plucked out.

That's precisely what I'm getting at. It's nearly impossible to win with women, unless you put your foot down- and even then.

[Are you sure you want that ball and chain, Riku. Are you really sure about that]

Can't you have a middle ground? I've never had too much of a problem with Ino, and it's been almost two years.

[He doesn't see it as a ball and chain, but then again, maybe he's just too sentimental. Not like he's been through marriage or anything, after all.]

I am watching what I'm doing! Why are you moving around when you know I've got pins right here?

[Nope, sorry. She's not taking blame for this. A grown man with the degree of physical discipline he's got should be capable of holding still while she's pinning the garment.]

[It's okay. She's sassy with her own father so she's not going to begrudge Goten for not wanting to listen to a lecture.]

So, got anything new and challenging you want to learn?

No problem! I hope you find something interesting there!

Yeah, it seems like it would just weigh down on your head uncomfortably. I think the only thing I'd want to stash in a hat would a hair tie in case I wanted to pull it back in a ponytail later.

[And even then, she'd rather just put it into her pocket...]

I can work with that. Do you want it to have a hood, or no?

Well of course you can. That doesn't mean it's pleasant.

[It also doesn't help that Vegeta is a freak megalomaniac haughty asshole who takes what he wants when he wants it. BUT YET HE IS DOMESTICATED.]

Because this isn't exactly comfortable, you know! [He grumbles and stops moving. Totally not his fault, not in his eyes!]

You realize it's going to take longer if you don't hold still, right? If you can train for hours almost every single day, you can keep from fidgeting while I work for fifteen to twenty minutes. If you need to change position for a few seconds, then tell me first so I won't accidentally poke you with a needle.

[Even as she's talking, she's carefully working, pinning the garment in place.]

Well, hair ties can't do much for a guy with feathers. Donald's a duck, so there's no excuse.

[Unless he wanted to use it as a bracelet or a projectile weapon, at any rate.]

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