_{[ At first, it seems kind of cool. And then....}

He clapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing outright. A snort might escape. Maybe. But... come on. This was it? He was hairier and redder.

Indeed, like a monkey. Guess the tail made sense now. ]

Um.... wow. That's... yeah, wow.

_{[ Remember, Kirk, he can hurt you. You like your face the way it is, right? Word choice is important right now. ]}