Ugh, I can't believe you!

[Look out, because here comes an irritated hairflip.]

Look, Dad, there is no way I'm letting anyone I care about be seen wearing that atrocity unless there's like...a Malnosso sponsored tacky outfit day where the grand prize is giving you and five people of your choice their full powers back or something that would actually be worth being seen in that hideous thing.

[That is the only excuse ever to wear it.]

I wouldn't wear that thing even in exchange for a fully equipped shopping mall!