[He doesn't turn on the video right away. Instead he stares at the journal for a second, thinking to himself- she's already angry but he knows how to deal with it. He hopes.]

[Finally he turns it on, staring straight back at the face of his much younger wife, keeping his expression pretty flat.]

Do you honestly think I'm having children with you without your knowledge? I didn't knock you out or anything, and if I recall you were very much conscious and enjoying yourself at the time. So why don't you pipe down for a second on the matter before you wake up half the village.