Do I look like I'm from that time? Need I remind you yet again that you're my wife? [He rolls his eyes at her. He hasn't slept in the gravity chamber in years.]

C-...condoms? Could you be any more crude? [He kinda doesn't want to tell her whether he's got some or not, because he doesn't want her to think he's been sleeping around or something...it makes masturbation a lot cleaner after all... probably best to just say no and deal with the jokes instead.] No, of course not, you just arrived today, what use would I have for them otherwise. So go ahead, put them on your grocery list. We'll see if I even use them anyway. [He doesn't mind using that line though to try to get her goat.]