You know, if you bothered to ask, you'd know I'm actually fairly smart. I'm a whiz with tech, and I hacked Spock's Kobayashi Maru program.

_{[He is and will forever be proud of that. And he is actually very smart, he just applies it differently than most people.]}

And I'm a Captain because - well, I do what needs to be done. And helping save Earth was extra credit.