4th Taunt | Video/Action

[misterbrief]

[Video]

[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

[Action]

[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

Comments

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[universal_charm]

I still don't see how it's the same from "the moment you are born". Seriously, wouldn't that hurt a woman, having to birth something with that kind of hair?

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[misterbrief]

Didn't I tell you to cool it about my hair?! Does nothing go into that empty skull of yours and stay there? I am not going to discuss Saiyan reproduction with you, so you can forget about it!

[goldenglasses]

It doesn't grow longer than that then? Ever?

[misterbrief]

No. A Saiyan, by technicality, will never need to cut their hair, as it does not grow after birth. However, the hair can fall out over time. A dear departed comrade- [He says that with a sneer-] went bald over the course of his life.

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[deadlyjuliet]

Well, that is a horrible tease. You tell us you have such interesting locks and then refuse to let us play with it?

You rogue.

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[misterbrief]

I'm just making sure I don't have to ever hear about my "anti-gravity hair" ever again. It's getting tiresome and I'm almost angry enough to pound someone. And don't even think about touching it.

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[niceguypose]

Ah... Your hair has such amazing properties! Not to mention that it looks so unique and brimming with youth. I admire it!

[He then swishes his own bowlcut in front of the feed.]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MINE?!

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[misterbrief]

Do you honestly have to shout? [Who is this guy?! Thanks for the compliment but...what the hell?]

It looks like someone could eat cereal out of it if they removed the worthless part attached! [Meaning your head, Lee.]

[Video]

[unseenspy]

You sure don't sound too happy with your hair...

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I am perfectly happy with my hair, Jay. I'm just tired it being the centerpiece to almost every conversation I have in this miserable village.

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[aerialassault]

[Just. This face.]

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[aerialassault]

[After a moment the Klausian bursts out laughing.

Poor Vegeta. Cliff has to deal with two natural Bluenettes and a grumpy guy with hair that he can't even define.]

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[breezing]

Mister, you sure seem to care a lot 'bout your hair.

...Y'know, I didn't wanna touch it until you said not to!!!

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[misterbrief]

And you will continue to not touch it as far as I'm concerned. I just don't want to hear about its "magical properties" anymore!

[Action] ~evil smile~

[spohkh]

[Spock was at the Dome.... as usual, when he spotted Vegeta.

The Vulcan, wondering how the odd prince was doing at the simulation programming, approached...]

Greetings Prince Vegeta... I trust you are doing well?

[Action] HELP

[misterbrief]

[Eyes shift slowly over. It's Spock, ugh, and he is not particularly enthralled to see him, not after that conversation he had with Kirk.]

I'm fine. [His voice catches in his throat. He doesn't really want to ask how Spock has been.]

How has your programming here been doing? I'm expecting to see excellent results, Spock.

[Voice]

[4starsavior]

Yeah, I dunno why people think it's weird either. [He didn't even know what hair gel was until someone asked him if he used it.] Someone even thought I was a musician or something! Can't say anyone's thought my hair's a wig, though. [He chuckles a bit at that.]

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

It's infuriating! I can't go anywhere without being asked if the makeup of my hair is that of a cinder block! [He lets out an exasperating sigh. He's so 100% done with being made fun of every day.]

[He never thought about Goku's hair resembling that of a rocker. He gets it, it's on the TV all the time, with Bulla being into the "fad" scene and all, she has to considering how much she values how she looks and what others think of her. She is a teenager, after all. Though Vegeta understands that Goku wouldn't know, he's not even sure if they own a TV.]

Kakarot, I hate to tell you this but oddly enough I can see the resemblance between your hair and one of those ridiculous boys who have covered their body in strange symbols and pictures. [Something else he doesn't understand the logic of.]

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[de_bel_survivor]

[At the Battle Dome, Kouki is going through the list of enemy suggestions he received from his post.

A young man with cat ears-like headphones is currently fiddling with the simulation settings. Let's see, battlefield set. Now to pick who to face.]

Hm...Shining Poms? Or maybe Cell Jrs? [He doesn't feel like challenging himself against Kisame first, based on Tenten's description of the man's fighting style.]

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[misterbrief]

[He's looking for an empty chamber himself as he passes Kouki, hearing him talk to himself over the choices for his own training. Vegeta stops behind, arms folding and cracking a sly grin.]

The former sounds like something a small girl would play with in her bedroom with her assorted collection of dolls and ponies. Probably pink, too. I'd suggest the latter. [Of course he would.]

[fishy_go_byebye]

Does it change color?

[She is deeply, deeply interested. Tell her. Tell her now.]

[misterbrief]

[Woah, how does she know?]

Why would you ask me something like that? Does it appear to you that it would change color?

[wannabolt]

Sheesh, you'd think the people here would be used to wacky hairstyles, too. You're not the first dude I've seen with a spiky 'do.

[Or crazy hair colors, for that matter, but that's a little less weird for a pony.]

[misterbrief]

[You're going to have to excuse this old Saiyan Prince for a moment, because the one thing he thought would never happen to him just happened. It's one of those experiences in life where you're sitting at a party with some friends and they're playing Never Have I Ever, and suddenly Vegeta has found himself having to drink when the statement "Never have I ever spoken to a rainbow colored pony and had it speak back to me" comes up.

You're a talking pony and you look like a rainbow. Surely he's in hell.]

You...speak? How...? [The jaw? It's dropped.]

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[weaponry]

Your hair isn't even that unusual! It's not like it's defying gravity to the point where it's just really really silly. Some people have hair that just grows upwards, you know? [ I mean, look at her teammates with the bowl cuts and the long... whatever pony tail you wanna call that thing, and then there's Kakashi, Kisame and this isn't even touching that white cat thing that died on Jiraiya's head.... ]

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[misterbrief]

[THERE IS SOMEONE SENSIBLE IN THIS VILLAGE. MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.]

That's exactly what I'm saying! I understand that different races procure different styles of hair, if they have it at all, but it doesn't seem anyone else can seem to understand such a simple concept! If they'd have seen half the races I've encountered maybe they'd actually get it through their thick skulls!

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[averybadfeeling]

"Do you often receive unwelcome commentary about your hair?"

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[misterbrief]

"I can't even begin to describe to you the amount of insufferable statements I endure about my hair almost every time I speak to another being in this village."

The Prince looks very, very agitated on the matter, teeth practically grinding at the thought.

[Voice]

[shamelessness]

Has someone been bullying you about your hair, Prince Vegeta?

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

If I were being bullied, there would be an obituary already written in the local newspaper. Namely theirs. [No one bullies the Saiyan Prince, though he has gotten picked on a lot for it.]

But yes Shiemi, I've been receiving an exceedingly grotesque amount of questions and remarks about it, and quite frankly I'm going to go insane if this goes on any longer!

[Voice]

[toujoursfluer]

It's difficult for people not to discuss it if you bring it so brilliantly to their attention.

[But she sounds faintly amused]

[Voice] o/!

[misterbrief]

It doesn't matter. I either deal with it now or I deal with it every day thereafter. But no one can say I didn't warn them when I get angry enough to blast them into oblivion. [He sighs, he's so done with hearing it from everyone he met, as if it was the only distinguishing trait he had.]

I think you would get awfully fed up as well if you heard nothing but how your hair was a brand new discovery to science.