Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (
misterbrief) wrote2013-02-28 09:24 pm
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4th Taunt | Video/Action
[Video]
[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.
This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.
Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]
Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.
A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]
So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.
[Action]
[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]
[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.
This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.
Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]
Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.
A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]
So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.
[Action]
[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]
Re: [Action] XD
You appear to be particularly disgruntled today... is something wrong?
[Action]
The only thing wrong is that I haven't yet figured out how to manipulate this system to increase the gravity higher than its maximum setting, if it's possible at all. I'd think their technology would allow far more, considering they can make buildings repair themselves within a day or so. [He's purposely diverting his eyes away from the Vulcan.]
Re: [Action]
Yes, but is that not the point of captivity? We are prisoners, Prince Vegeta. The Malnosso will now allow for more than a ten percent increase in gravity.
I spent the better part of the last week attempting to improve the simulation... but it cannot be done. [Spock had taken Vegeta's challenge to heart... and he really did try. But there was no way that any of the residents of Luceti could do anything without the consent of the Malnosso.]
You could always ask them directly of course.
[Action]
Talk to the Malnosso? I'd rather ring their necks if I had to do something like that. [It might be worth a go though, but he doesn't know how to convince them to let their captives become even more strong than they already were.] I can't stand the thought of being caged in by those degenerate piles of filth.
[He sighs, he knows he's not the only one who feels that way.]
What exactly happened the last time you hacked into their computer system? I assume you have.
Re: [Action]
I was denied access...and I was shortly kidnapped thereafter, severely tortured and left blind for a month.
[Action]
To be quite frank, I'm surprised they didn't permanently blind you. I don't see how they would be so tolerant of someone who is able to get into their computer systems. Perhaps that's just what I would have done though, if I were them.
[Eyes go back down to the panel, toying with it- it would be nice if there was a way around the security on it, but he's sure Spock has probably tried that already too.]
Re: [Action]
All affects done by the Malnosso subside with time... They experiment on us...to what end I do not know.
[Action]
Re: [Action]
The Malnosso managed to bring you in for experimentation... I am surprised.
[Action]
They came in the night. Before I knew it I woke up in a cell in a location I've never been to before. Had they come when I was at least conscious there would be nothing but blood spatters and charred remains of my captors. I don't remember much else otherwise, but...the nightmares suggest something horrific. [He's not mentioning the effect he had afterwards. Thankfully it's not effecting him anymore.]
Re: [Action]
And you will find that they always succeed in this. You make the mistake of underestimating them Prince Vegeta. There are others here with far more powerful capabilities than you.... and even they cannot escape.
We. Are. Prisoners.
[Spock hated this fact.... ]
[Action]
Just because gods reside here doesn't mean they are automatically stronger than I am. [He's assuming that's what Spock is referring to.] Where I reside there are immortal beings that I greatly surpass in strength, guardians of the universe who couldn't even predict the might of the Saiyan race. They trembled in fear of me. As they should.
When the opportunity arises, we will no longer be prisoners Spock, I will see to it personally. I promise you that. [Vegeta doesn't like this fact either.]
Re: [Action]
[Indeed, there were those in Luceti that could infiltrate Vegeta's mind...
Spock himself had the ability to severely debilitate anyone he got his hands on. He could erase their memories... even cause death.]
[Action]
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Far be it from me to inform you of who is capable of infiltrating the mind of anyone here... and completely ruining you if they so desire.
Physical strength is not the only thing that matters.]
[Action]
And you don't think I haven't already been mentally attacked before? I may not fight my battles with mind tricks but I know the importance of having a strong will. And it was no mere magic act of which you would see on stage- both instances of the matter were powerful foes who would make most of our residents here look like schoolchildren.
However, you'd be interested to know that one of the two of those foes actually was able to attack on the molecular level. A biological weapon, if you will. So if you can provide me with someone here who is capable of that, I might be concerned.
Re: [Action]
The Vulcan turned and went back to the consoles.]
I would be concerned then, Prince Vegeta.
[Action]
If you're being serious then they need to be disposed with. That is no laughing matter Spock. The last time I witnessed such an event, the entire planet was infected, being played as puppets to that disgusting creature. [He conveniently leaves out the part where it was living in his body.]
Re: [Action]
[Spock backs up... disposed with? It didn't help that the Vulcan was high strung since his 'incident' with the Captain.]
I.. I need to meditate. Please excuse me.
[Action]
But he can't help but get one last snarky comment in to Spock as he's excusing himself.]
Meditating alone then? Go ahead, I'm not stopping you from your meditation.
Re: [Action]
[Why... why was this individual so infuriating? Spock's emotions were usually well handled, the ever stoic Vulcan not batting an eyelash at loose comments.
But this man...
....This man had a lot to learn, and would not see.]
Your strength has blinded you Prince Vegeta... Luceti is not a conducive place to be blind.
[And with that, the Vulcan walks away.]