misterbrief | 4th Taunt

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[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

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[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

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It's infuriating! I can't go anywhere without being asked if the makeup of my hair is that of a cinder block! [He lets out an exasperating sigh. He's so 100% done with being made fun of every day.]

[He never thought about Goku's hair resembling that of a rocker. He gets it, it's on the TV all the time, with Bulla being into the "fad" scene and all, she has to considering how much she values how she looks and what others think of her. She is a teenager, after all. Though Vegeta understands that Goku wouldn't know, he's not even sure if they own a TV.]

Kakarot, I hate to tell you this but oddly enough I can see the resemblance between your hair and one of those ridiculous boys who have covered their body in strange symbols and pictures. [Something else he doesn't understand the logic of.]

Well, it could always be worse - just think of what it'd be like if you had hair like that Raditz guy! [He'd rather not bring up the whole "brother" thing - he barely knows Raditz, and given the whole "kidnapping Gohan and trying to destroy the world" thing, Goku just considers him another enemy that he beat.]

Really? Huh - that's weird. I don't even know anything about music! [They're so far out in the wilderness that, even if they had a TV, they likely wouldn't get many channels.]

[Now it's Vegeta's turn to chuckle.] He was weak and unworthy. I can't believe you even remember him after all the foes you've faced, perhaps I'm not giving you enough credit, am I? [The sarcasm is there. It's not dripping per se, but it's there.]

That's not surprising. Sounds like we can mark another subject on the growing list of things you know nothing about.

Well, I did die for the first time when I fought him - that's gotta count for something! [He sounds so nonchalant about it, but that's probably to be expected at this point. ...Though most people wouldn't admit to dying against Raditz.]

There's a list now? ...It's probably pretty long by this point, huh? [He'd be the first to admit that he's not the brightest when it comes to anything that's not fighting.]

I wouldn't brag about losing your life just to defeat that pathetic excuse of a Saiyan like Raditz. It's not very becoming, you know.

[And that- that earns a genuine laugh.] Yes, I suppose it is, you've never been one harbor any knowledge outside of your appetite. [A beat.] You know you still owe me that one last fight, Kakarot. [Talk about one track minds, though.]

[But he knows Luceti isn't big enough for that.]

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