Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
misterbrief) wrote2013-02-28 09:24 pm
misterbrief) wrote2013-02-28 09:24 pm
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4th Taunt | Video/Action
[Video]
[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.
This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.
Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]
Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.
A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]
So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.
[Action]
[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]
[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.
This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.
Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]
Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.
A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]
So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.
[Action]
[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]
[Voice]
That's not surprising. Sounds like we can mark another subject on the growing list of things you know nothing about.
[Voice]
There's a list now? ...It's probably pretty long by this point, huh? [He'd be the first to admit that he's not the brightest when it comes to anything that's not fighting.]
[Voice]
[And that- that earns a genuine laugh.] Yes, I suppose it is, you've never been one harbor any knowledge outside of your appetite. [A beat.] You know you still owe me that one last fight, Kakarot. [Talk about one track minds, though.]
[But he knows Luceti isn't big enough for that.]