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[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

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[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

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I'd prefer if ya didn't, thanks. [There were certain events that were too recent for him, so recent that he still wasn't sure if he could believe them, and the suggestion-- even made in jest-- only served to get him steamed.] We'd all need one of those little pods if you want to give a demo, and I think they're sold out in these parts.

[However, the momentary irritation eased as he mulled over the explanation.]

Sometimes those legends and rumors have some truth to them. Not that it matters much.

What do you mean about 'developing quickly' anyway?

I know that legends have truth in them. I've experienced it firsthand. [But he shrugs at Cliff's question.] I can't tell you for sure how everything took place. [~~Since canon itself is very inconsistent and it makes Vegeta's mun very angry.~~] What I do know is that a war broke out between my people and an inferior race called the Tuffles, and needless to say we forced their people out and ruled the planet ourselves. The details are skewed on the matter, some say the Saiyans lived in the wastelands of the planet, while the Tuffles lived as most modern races live now. Others say we traveled there from space and conquered the planet. I was originally told the story that we lived as slaves at one time to the Tuffles, but as I said these are rumors.

However, as we learned to use their technology, we grew- and the Saiyans became what you see before you now. Though I'd like to think I've developed a little more manners than my ancestors.

Hahaha~

Doesn't everyone? I mean, I wouldn't be the same guy if my grandparents' grandparents hadn't made First Contact. Things get screwy in hindsight-- it ain't twenty-twenty-- but that doesn't change how things are today.

True. But even then the things of the past don't always seem worth it despite the outcome that it might of procured in the end. Or perhaps thinking of what might of happened if things had been different.

I don't dwell on such things but it's something to ponder.

I don't either, unless it's something that's gonna help me in the here and now. A little history helps sometimes...but, nothing so far out.

Likewise. I would prefer to wear the pride of my people rather than dwell on things long gone. I find that much more helpful than a distant memory of days past.

Heh. Ain't that the truth?

[Have a chuckle, Cliff.]

More than you know Cliff. More than you know.

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