misterbrief | 4th Taunt

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[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

[Action]

[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

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Well you did insinuate you were a god of some sort. That automatically makes you much older than I, now doesn't it.

[UGH]

Just because I'm immortal doesn't mean I'm old. And you don't tell a lady that anyway! Do you have absolutely no manners at all within that acorn head of yours?

Then what is old to you? A couple thousand millenia? Do you fall just short of that? [Now he's just being a snot.]

Of course I have manners! I'm just very particular on who I show them to. They're more of a...privilege than an obligation.

Edited 2013-03-22 02:59 (UTC)

Old is your tone of voice with me and your hairstyle.

[Hmph.]

And you may say you have manners, but I've yet to see them - which leads me to think you're just lying to me.

Be silent, woman. If you expect me to treat you with any sort of respect, then I suggest you should try to earn it first. And you're not doing yourself any favors right now. [Hypocrite much? Yes.]

You've not even told me your name and you started hitting on me from the get go. Now explain to me why I should show any sort of manners to someone who makes themselves out to be some harlot.

If you wish me to try to earn it, perhaps stop calling me by my gender? It never sounds sophisticated, especially with your personality.

I don't see why I should give you a name when you stoop to calling me names. It's incredibly rude, you know.

So what is it that you want then? I'm certainly not going to get on my knees and worship you, if that's what you're expecting. And without a name all you really are is just irritating. Not that a name is going to change much on the matter.

So are you going to tell me or not or should I continue to call you whatever I please?

I only require you to use manners when speaking to a lady. Which, to be fair, should be an unspoken rule.

Ask nicely and I shall tell you. I'm sure you have at least that much propriety in you.

[Did she just make a joke? It's a pretty good joke.]

Sure. Miss Incomprehensibly Aggravating Degenerate, may I please have the name of whatever you call yourself by? I would appreciate it so much that I could address you as such instead of having to make up a name for you, since it seems to bother you so much.

Well if you're going to be cheeky about it. No.

[Because why not waste this guy's time? It's precious.]

[But in Luceti, time can be wasted indefinitely so to speak...]

Then I guess I'll just have to call you an old hag from now on, since you won't share. I did ask nicely, after all. I even said please! Isn't that what you wanted?

That mouth of yours is going to get you into more trouble that you can handle, RoosterHead.

4th Taunt | Video/Action

voice; he's an anti-social bug, gatta drag him outside

voice; wow grell will do it by appearing in his apartment so he has to leave to get away from her

voice; haha he'll nope-spider so fast out of there then blow up the building

voice; everyone else should be used to it, living in the same building as vegeta

voice; LOL THIS IS A FACT.

voice; He wins the "Worst Neighbor Ever" Award

voice; Dude he wins worst everything award

voice; Wow, so he's an award hog too. SHEESH VEGETA

voice; Gatta boost that pride in every way he can ^.^

voice; lmao by stealing awards. rude

voice; there were no fucks to be given in the thieving process XD

voice; there were no fucks given = vegeta's life motto?