Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
misterbrief) wrote2013-02-28 09:24 pm
misterbrief) wrote2013-02-28 09:24 pm
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4th Taunt | Video/Action
[Video]
[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.
This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.
Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]
Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.
A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]
So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.
[Action]
[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]
[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.
This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.
Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]
Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.
A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]
So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.
[Action]
[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]
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Honestly I've found I've been having conversations with the more satiric people. As you can imagine I've been incredibly unlucky in the matter. [And he does not look happy at all.]
Interesting; you're a fighter eh? Do you utilitze Ki to fight?
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Hmm... well, Jiraiya-sama isn't so much a friend as he's a legendarily revered ninja that I've met once or twice because he's loyal to Konoha, my country.
Sometimes, the people here are a little short sided. The constant mix of fresh people and new experiments constantly leads to an influx of rather regrettable decisions. [ And that's putting it lightly. Sometimes, the people that occupy this place are just so dumb. But, that's probably because she's selected for shifts rarely and instead witnesses the freak outs. ]
Yeah. I'm a fighter. I don't use ki, though. [ Her pronunciation with the term indicates unfamiliarity. ] I use something called chakra, it might similar though. I've heard of several systems that help fighting where it's like a spiritual energy that resides in the body, like chi.
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And don't remind me. The experiments alone are degrading enough in what after effects they leave. I don't know what's worse; the experimentation itself of the shift left afterwards. [His shift was horrible, to him at least.]
That is essentially what Ki is. An energy that resides inside every living being, so you are correct in that matter. The fighters of my world use it not only to help fighting but to implore very powerful techniques that most humans are not capable of. But I have never heard of chakra. I'd like to know exactly how that works. [And if he can use it himself. Interesting indeed.]
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I think no one would mind the massive shifts if they came with a memory wipe so we could just forget about the humiliation. Shifts don't tend to strike me often, but, when they do, they strike hard.
That sounds like chakra. Is Ki its own thing or is it found in cells? That sounds pretty much like what chakra is but chakra is pretty scientific and not so much spiritual. You mold chakra to get a desired result, like firing fire balls out of your mouth or causing a massive flood of water. It's something apparently everyone can do, but it takes a lot of time to harvest those skills. I know a couple of people that aren't native to my world have showed signs of chakra usage.
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[He thinks for a second to try to explain Ki.] You see Tenten, it's very much a life energy, encompassing the entire body and once you run out you are left to your own life force alone, but Ki can be restored of course. It is a renewable resource. It's also similar to chakra in the fact that everyone can use it, but it takes much training to be able to harness it. It's not something you can manipulate elements to, or conjure strange creatures, it's an incredible destructive force that not only manifests in energy blasts but enhances the user's speed and strength. Some races have an easier time with it than others. Like this.
[He holds his own hand up, opening it so it sat flat with the bottom of the camera- until a ball of energy formed in the palm of his hand, somewhat large and glowing quite brightly. But it fades as he dismisses it.] That show was only a billionth of the destructive force Ki can have.
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Hmmm... It sounds kinda different from chakra then in application, but chakra can be used to increase speed and strength. The strongest woman in our home world, Lady Tsunade, can decimate a city street with a single kick! [ Ki on crack? Maybe? ] It's also similar in that it's life energy, except, if you have no chakra, you kinda die. [ Forever. ] But chakra can always be restored through rest and calories! [ Gosh the food economy in the ninja world must be enormous! ] We don't have destructive blasts, but, I'm guessing if that was just a billionth, a full blast from you could probably wipe out the village. [ Luckily he seems good as a person, just hella cranky. ]
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But since we're on the topic- what does your chakra do?
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Maybe you'd be able to launch elemental blasts? [ It seems like the only logical idea. ] Like giant gusts of destructive, compressed wind.
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My chakra doesn't do much in comparison. I can use it go faster or to walk on walls, but my true strength is summoning vasts amount of weaponry to fight with, so I'm kinda a long range projectile tosser, and a close range combat specialist.
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Interesting. I'd like to see that in battle, I've never witnessed such a technique before. I'd say you should enter into a tournament, but I don't think they have such a thing here in Luceti. Too bad. It would at least put a little more life into this boring pathetic village if they did.
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The closest thing people have is the battledome, which, isn't exactly all that accessible to people who don't know a lot about that type of technology. You're onto a good idea, though! [ Tenten is now starting to get Ideas.
Vegeta. What have you done. ]
[Video] WHY IS YOUR TENTEN SO CUTE.
[Vegeta is all for the encouragement of fighting. He doesn't know that Tenten shouldn't have ideas!] Of course it's a good idea! However, I'd say they would have to build another tournament area- the Battle Dome is a little too small for a proper battle, I'd say. The shifts would keep from the total destruction of the village too, I know I'm not the only one here who could wipe this entire enclosure out of existence.
Would be interesting...don't you think?
[Video] BECAUSE YOUR VEGETA BRINGS OUT THE LIGHT IN HER...
[ She shouldn't have ideas! Or else she puts them to use... and then mini-manages everything... ] Maybe someone can create a building or a part of the forest so they can fight properly in it. It'd probably require a lot of explosives... [ She thinks about it. ]
It really would be!
[Video] I THINK YOUR TENTEN IS MADE OF MAGIC AND SORCERY, THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING
Is this foreshadowing?][A beat.]I think they should build an entire new enclosure for it personally, one even larger than this. And having a mountain range and a forest would make for an interesting fight, using it to one's advantage. Of course not everyone can fly, so I'm not sure how well some could make use of the mountains. [He feels pretty proud of himself and Tenten, they came up with a pretty cool idea, and maybe one day they can pitch it to the Malnosso. They at least owed that much to them for all the crap they dealt with, in his eyes.]
Well it seems our little brainstorming session has been quite productive. I say I wasn't exactly expecting this out of a conversation that initially started about my hair. [He smirks at the thought. He likes you Tenten, be proud to be on that incredibly short list of people.]
[Video] I THINK YOUR VEGETA IS MADE OF SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE. THIS IS HAPPENING.
Hmmm... that might be rather difficult to do, but I'm sure the Malnosso would personally love to see our abilities in a greater span of things. I'm not sure if it's worth the reveal, but you could also conduct survival exams and drills in the enclosure too. People can use the mountains for tiring out the opponent, or creating rockslides. [ Tenten has the right idea... kinda. ]
Luceti kinda works like that. People start off on one topic, but quickly find a topic two people love discussing. That, and, sorry to say, but your hair isn't unusual enough to warrant a twenty minute conversation about how it possibly exists or whatever. You should see the two bowl cuts I have to deal with on a regular basis! There's some weird white stripe running through it. [ Yeah. She thinks your hair is kinda normal compared to her teammates. It's like Shikamaru's, but with a little more balding. ]
[Video] .....N...N-N-NO
I suppose I could see those of you who cannot fly utilizing the mountains like that. I just prefer to throw my opponents through them.
[Speaking of the way Luceti works...] I'll admit I've only been here but a few months, and the more I see the easier it is to believe all the strange things I've been told about the worlds of the other residents. Normally I would have called you insane to think that anyone could conjure frogs. [But after talking to a pony, he's convinced that anything is possible here.]
[Video] ....M...M...M...M...MAD...MADNESS
That reminds me of a story I heard about with Lady Tsunade! They say, she onetime punched someone so hard, they went right through the forest and, when they crashed into the mountain, they sent fissures right through it and it became a volcano! [ She sounds... awfully excited about this story. ]
It's okay. Normally, I wouldn't believe it'd be possible to destroy an entire worlds with a single technique. But, after learning the moon really is just a seal that contains a monster of legendary proportions in my own world, it seems like anything is possible.
[Video] XD!
Ha, the moon huh? What is it that it holds captive? You could say the moon has a similar effect for us. It just doesn't...seal anything. It's what you probably call an enabler. [He grins wickedly at the thought. He wishes he had his tail back so bad sometimes.]
[Video]
It holds a culmination of the tailed beasts, dangerous demonic animals. They say it's power is large enough to destroy the entire world and it's probably unstoppable... [ She shudders. ] The reason why I'm in a war right now is to prevent it from being summoned.