4th Taunt | Video/Action

[misterbrief]

[Video]

[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

[Action]

[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

Comments

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Was my volume inappropriate? I apologize if I sometimes act out the rowdiness of youth!

Ah... Your words are a riddle. However, I shall interpret it as a compliment! After all, some cereals seem useful in forming cornerstones of a healthy diet.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

It's not a compliment you dim-witted buffoon! [This guy is unbelievably dense, how did he end up stuck talking to yet another moron around here?] What is up with your fascination with "youth" anyhow, you act as if it's acceptable to parade around like a circus clown! And don't describe my hair that way!

[Video]

[niceguypose]

I do not know what I did to deserve such harsh words. I simply speak of the springtime of youth I am living through! It is one of Gai-Sensei's greatest teachers. I do not recall acting in that manner, but how would you describe your hair?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Springtime of...what? [Vegeta is pretty positive Lee was dropped on his head as a child, and that won't make him the first person he knows who's experienced that.]

What do you mean, how would I describe it, it's hair! There's nothing special at all to it, it doesn't preform magic tricks, it's simply hair and nothing more. Idiot.

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Youth! The prime time of our lives...

But it still has unique qualities! If you were to go missing, how would you describe yourself in a missing persons report?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[Lee has officially made it on the list of "really weird and probably incredibly irritating people" that he's been compiling for a few months now.]

I know you'll find this hard to believe but I don't think I would be the one filing a report on that. And honestly, if I had to describe it, I would describe it as black with a tendency of turning a shining yellow or gold, depending on your eyesight.

[Video]

[niceguypose]

But it is only a hypothetical situation - or if, in fact, you must describe yourself to your kidnappers? You describe the color well, but what would you say of its shape? There are many with black hair. ...Although selective lighter hair is much rarer. Does it change with different lighting?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Your hypothetical situations are so absurd that I don't understand why you're even using them as a reference to how I should be describing my own hair! It's hair! What more do you want?! It lifts straight up off of the back of my head and it's spiky! And no, it changes when I choose for it to change, gah!

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Ah, that is a better method of description. So you dye your hair often? I assume this is a popular fashion.

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[misterbrief]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

No I do not. Do I look like a teenage girl who feels it's necessary to change their hair every day of the week? I can change it due to my ancestry, a Saiyan who can reach the level of the legendary Super Saiyan shows a yellow coloring to their hair and eyebrows.

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Ah! So it is a type of bloodline ability. Most interesting! Is that your sole ability?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Yes, now you're finally starting to get it. No, I have a variety of techniques and abilities at my disposal, mostly for combat if you can imagine. [How is this guy so cheery.]

...Are you always this elated? [Because it's really irritating.]

[Video

[niceguypose]

You do? We must spar!

As much as is expected of a youth!

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He just peers at Lee for a moment.]

No offense but I don't think you'd last any longer than ten seconds. You don't exactly look like a fighter to me. [He thinks Lee looks ridiculous.]

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Sir! Sir, I believe you are underestimating me. I am a ninja and I seek to overcome any rival!

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Let me tell you something. It would help if you decided on a rival around your own skill level that you might come close in power to rather than wanting to fight someone clearly far above your talents.

Tell me, have you personally had the experience of disintegrating another being with your own energy alone?

[Video]

[niceguypose]

But that would go against my ninja way! I must continue to endeavor and fight until I can overcome all of the most skilled prodigies!

No, I have never had such an experience! My combat training is primarily hand-to-hand.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Boy, you don't know who you're dealing with. If you don't know how to deal with someone shooting pure energy blasts at you then you're going to have quite a problem fighting me.

I can guarantee I'm nothing like anyone you've ever fought before. [Lee doesn't look all that special to him, so he's not particularly interesting in fighting him.]

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Such a guarantee... My anticipation is building even more! Please, we must spar!

[Video]

[misterbrief]

You really don't get it do you. If I fight you once will you leave me be in peace?

[Video]

[niceguypose]

That is very possible, especially if I overcome you!

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Alright then, you can have your one fight. But don't be too surprised when I mash you right into the ground.

[Video]

[niceguypose]

Do not worry! I will prepare myself for every possible outcome! What shall be the time and the place?!

[Video]

[misterbrief]

It doesn't make a difference to me. I'd fight you right now if you wanted. But probably at the Battle Dome, so then the village isn't destroyed in the process.