4th Taunt | Video/Action

[misterbrief]

[Video]

[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

[Action]

[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

Comments

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

Sweetheart, you just ensured you will hear about nothing but that.

And aren't you saucy, talking about 'pounding' someone so early in the day.

voice;

[misterbrief]

[He turns his mouth up in a sneer to "sweetheart".

And then quickly gets a little red.]

What-! That wasn't what I meant! Don't you have quite the foul mind. [Disgusting.]

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

Can you blame me when you're such a tease?

First your hair and now this? Tut tut.

voice;

[misterbrief]

Woman, I'm not the one implying having any kind of intercourse here. There is no teasing to be had, in fact if that's what you're looking for, you're out of luck- I'm taken.

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

So am I, but why should that be any reason not to have a little fun?

Or are you as opposed to enjoying life as you are to discussions about your hair?

voice;

[misterbrief]

I enjoy life my own way. And I'll have you know I'm not so disgusting as to go as far as to cheat on my mate. Besides, even if I were one to just throw my body around as if it deserved no respect at all I'd end up like you with countless diseases plaguing my genitalia. [He's assuming, since she seems willing.]

voice; 1/2

[deadlyjuliet]

[All the playfulness drains from her voice and Grell's voice drops an octave, growling.] Watch how you speak of me and things you do not understand, mortal.

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

[And back to pleasantries and a return to more feminine vocal tone.]

And who is being the base one now, hm? I was merely speaking of friendly flirtations.

voice;

[misterbrief]

Oh look, another god here to tell me what I can and cannot do. I hate to tell you this but being addressed as a "mortal" as if you could end my life doesn't exactly leave me shivering in my boots. Especially ones with such dramatic mood swings as yours.

[He laughs.] Sorry. I don't flirt. I've no time for ridiculous things of the sort.

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

Ugh, the attitude of you people. It's honestly the most awful thing and I've seen the Plagues.

[Sigh, seriously. She is so bored here with no one to kill anymore.]

And I could end your life, but sadly you have a few more years on you - with quite the interesting Record in-between, I hope. If not, I pity the god in charge of collecting you.

voice;

[misterbrief]

I'd honestly love to see you try. [He's pretty confident, even against deities. The so-called gods back where he's from were pathetic in comparison.] I'd say I've got an awfully interesting track record, thanks. And really, you should pity him, since I destroyed his office the last time I saw him. I bet there's still a nice little hole in the roof above his desk.

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

...Well that is unfortunate. It sounds like he's spectacularly bad at his job then. [As an aside, she mutters:] Must remind Headquarters to train the new ones up better.

Dear, you have no idea how tempting it is to just let loose and kill you and half the village who really should not be alive, but my hands are tied. So long as the List says you're to be alive, I'm technically not allowed to lay so much as a pinprick upon you lot. It's awfully boring.

voice;

[misterbrief]

[That earns a genuine laugh from the Prince.] He's no more than an oversized fool stamping papers all day! If I ever have to deal with him again it'll be too soon.

So there's a list now? That's new news to me. I just thought when you died you lined up and had to wait to be judged by a giant pink ogre. [Maybe he was red. He can't remember exactly. Pink sounded good though. Very unmanly.] But that's good to know even gods can be tied down with a tiny piece of paper. You know you could always take up a hobby, like knitting or whatever boring tasks you females like to do.

voice;

[deadlyjuliet]

Well, of course he wasn't very impressive, he's a paper pusher. I would rather die - if that were even possible - than become a desk officer. Field agents are faaar better.

Also your misogyny is ever so refreshing. [No, really. She's never heard that on before. Grell sighs] How your wife puts up with you is a mystery, but I pity the poor woman.

voice; So I just found out Grell is a man and I'm crying omg

[misterbrief]

Field agent? What do you do, make sure the pathetic minions down in Hell actually do their jobs instead of standing around all day picking at their behinds? Sounds riveting.

I'm glad you like it. Interesting how a stereotype automatically means I must hate women. I'll have you know I find everyone equally irritating and idiotic. Though I would say she doesn't deserve pity, she berates me enough as is.

voice; akfj;j;a omg, I'm sorry, I should have mentioned/linked to the explanation for him/her

[deadlyjuliet]

I collect souls and ensure the slated-to-die depart from the world as they are intended. Hell is a completely different animal; not that people here seem to understand that.

Stereotypes are the killers of good sense, my dear.

[Interesting though. Good to know at least one woman here has her man under some sense of control.]

voice; lol omg no this is perfect the way it is, let him believe he's a girl aaha

[misterbrief]

Hah. Well I guess I can be thankful now that I got the crone that I did to escort me instead of you. And Hell is an awfully dreary place that is filled with an assorted lot of weaklings that have died to my hands. [Well, not just his.] But I'm sure yours and mine are vastly different. [He hasn't soon forgotten the difference in universes between Luceti residents.]

[He doesn't respond to her last statement. Instead he gives a little growl.]

voice; LMAO Vegeta = forever confused by the transgendered characters

[deadlyjuliet]

Ooh, a murderer, are we? That won't go over well with the villagers. They tend to get rather cross with those types.

voice; EVERYTHING IN LUCETI CONFUSES HIM

[misterbrief]

Well I haven't had a reason to kill anyone yet, but I guess that'll give you some work to do if I decide that I've had enough with a particular being, now won't it. It should be a nice change of pace for you from trying to flirt with every being you see.

And I'd say I'm doing rather well considering I haven't blasted someone yet for as long as I've been here. [He made it two months so far without killing someone due to losing his temper; that's pretty good for Vegeta!]

voice; Now I imagine him walking around like an awkward turtle everywhere

[deadlyjuliet]

Well, that shows how little you know of me, don't you? I only flirt with the handsome ones.

Although I do wonder how much it will take for you to lose that fiery temper of yours.

voice; haha he tries to dodge anything that looks super strange- which is most things

[misterbrief]

[Uhhh, did she just give him a compliment? He didn't want any of that, gross. He turns a little red at Grell's flirt comment, sounding very offended and embarrassed.]

Curiosity killed the cat, don't forget. Or in your case maybe it would be more appropriate to say curiosity killed the cougar. [Because if you're a god, you're probably old. And he's a lot younger in comparison.]

voice; don't be a shut-in, Vegeta.....

[deadlyjuliet]

....Did you just call me old? Rude.

voice; he's an anti-social bug, gatta drag him outside

[misterbrief]

Well you did insinuate you were a god of some sort. That automatically makes you much older than I, now doesn't it.

voice; wow grell will do it by appearing in his apartment so he has to leave to get away from her

[deadlyjuliet]

[UGH]

Just because I'm immortal doesn't mean I'm old. And you don't tell a lady that anyway! Do you have absolutely no manners at all within that acorn head of yours?

voice; haha he'll nope-spider so fast out of there then blow up the building

[misterbrief]

Then what is old to you? A couple thousand millenia? Do you fall just short of that? [Now he's just being a snot.]

Of course I have manners! I'm just very particular on who I show them to. They're more of a...privilege than an obligation.