4th Taunt | Video/Action

[misterbrief]

[Video]

[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

[Action]

[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

Comments

[Voice]

[toujoursfluer]

It's difficult for people not to discuss it if you bring it so brilliantly to their attention.

[But she sounds faintly amused]

[Voice] o/!

[misterbrief]

It doesn't matter. I either deal with it now or I deal with it every day thereafter. But no one can say I didn't warn them when I get angry enough to blast them into oblivion. [He sighs, he's so done with hearing it from everyone he met, as if it was the only distinguishing trait he had.]

I think you would get awfully fed up as well if you heard nothing but how your hair was a brand new discovery to science.

[Voice] \o!

[toujoursfluer]

You could learn to ignore it. Sometimes complete silence is the best way to curb unwanted attention. [and a look that could corrode metal but that would come in time]

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

[Where he might of learned at least some patience in his old age by now, he's tried the eyeroll; it doesn't always work. In fact it usually doesn't work.]

Perhaps, until you meet some loudmouthed idiot who doesn't know how to let up. Which, I'll have you know, encompasses most of the residents I've run into so far. It's absurd, half of them don't act any older than a twelve year old.