misterbrief | 4th Taunt

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[In the last few months after arriving in Luceti, Vegeta (somehow) has managed to meet a variety of the inhabitants, somehow miraculously making "friends" and creating enemies alike, but he's noticed one common theme among almost every person he's come across.

This absolutely strange obsession everyone seems to have with his hair.

Which today, has prompted the Saiyan Prince to angrily express himself on the matter.]

Listen. I know most of you may not know me, but if we cross paths- yes, this is my actual hair. [He turns his head so the video can clearly catch all of his anti-gravity mop.] It's not held up by any artificial means, it's not a wig. I don't use this "industrial style hair gel" some speak of, I don't blow dry it to perfection, and I certainly have no intention of letting any of you try to brush it, comb it, touch it, or otherwise come near my hair to satisfy your curiosity.

A Saiyan's hair does not change from the moment they are born. I've always had this hair, though I have cut it to this length to match earthling hair, as it was much longer in the past. [His daughter made him cut it. It was nerdy.]

So I don't want to hear anything more about it, from anyone, or I'll be more than happy to blast you.

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[He's going to either be at home in Community House 3, at Seventh Heaven getting a meal, or training at the Battle Dome, if you'd prefer to run into him instead.]

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I don't GET that saying. I mean, I'm SEVEN. How old am I SUPPOSED to be acting??? And how does anyone know what that age is supposed to act like? Everyone's super different, so it's not like there's a same thing!!

Also, if you don't say please no one's ever gonna do anything nice for you 'cause that's the magic word!

[Just...why...did he have to get a child on here, why. He is not going to try to explain this kind of stuff again. He's already had to do it twice with his own kids.]

Have you ever heard of the phrase 'children are seen and not heard'? Because I don't want to hear any child telling me that I have to say please for anything at all. If I want something I will get it.

No, but that's a silly saying! You can hear me JUST FINE.

Or do you need me to talk louder? 'Cause I can be louder!!!!

Yes, you're right I can hear you just fine, but the problem is that I don't want to hear you just fine. But I've got an idea.

Let's play a game. You speak as softly as you can and I'll see if I can hear it. You win once you speak so softly that I can no longer hear you. You'll have to try very hard though, Saiyan hearing is much better than a human. Now, are you ready? [He thinks he is a freaking genius.]

What's a Saiyan? And that game sounds booooooooooring. We should play something more fun! Like tag! Betcha can't catch me!

[This one is far more irritating than he could have imagined. He can feel his vein in his forehead starting to pop out in frustration.]

A Saiyan is the most powerful being in the universe. And no, I will not play tag with you. Especially since you wouldn't get but three feet before I caught you.

That wouldn't be very fun now would it. [Oh those grinding teeth. It's almost painful.]

That's not true! The Avatar's stronger!

[ BIAS WHAT BIAS ]

Besides, catching an airbender isn't as easy as you think! I'd get lots further than that!

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