[His arms cross.] So what. If I didn't have a reason to be irritated I wouldn't be. Just the problem is that almost everyone I speak to doesn't seem to have a comprehension level above a kindergartener.

[He sighs though, about having an actual kitten. No, he wouldn't like having it. But with pretty much everything else, over time; he'd get used to it and end up caring for it more than he anticipated.] It's a hassle I'd rather not deal with. It would pee all over my furniture just to mark its territory. It would have to be female or I wouldn't hesitate to throw it out of the window, and I'm aware I live on the second floor.