[That earns a genuine laugh from the Prince.] He's no more than an oversized fool stamping papers all day! If I ever have to deal with him again it'll be too soon.

So there's a list now? That's new news to me. I just thought when you died you lined up and had to wait to be judged by a giant pink ogre. [Maybe he was red. He can't remember exactly. Pink sounded good though. Very unmanly.] But that's good to know even gods can be tied down with a tiny piece of paper. You know you could always take up a hobby, like knitting or whatever boring tasks you females like to do.