Yeah, well, Equestria doesn't work like that, and we're the complete opposite of livestock. Heck, we're the ones who end up taking care of all the other animals and plants. Or the earth ponies and Fluttershy do, anyway.

[Dash isn't so good with that kind of tenderness. She'd fail miserably, as evidenced by the third season finale.]

And we don't have a king, just two princesses who control the sun and moon. Both are pretty awesome, but neither of 'em led the fight. Princess Luna was the one trying to spread that night when she got stuck as Nightmare Moon, and Princess Celestia didn't show up 'til we changed her back. If anypony led us along, it was Twilight.

[ooc: ...that is adorable, and I fully approve of this magical art.]