Stop it. This is exactly what I'm talking about. [He is so not tolerant of this kind of behavior.]

You're making yourself sound like a dog with its tail between its legs, but yet at the same time you turn around and get all excited about setting and reaching goals. Why don't you try applying that drive to your self-esteem instead of making yourself look pathetic in front of others?

[BEST WORST DAD-LIKE TALK EVER]