5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[universal_charm]

_{[He makes a talking motion with his hand and rolls his eyes. ]}

It sounds like something a monk would believe in.

[weaponry]

Then you might wanna stand back. [ She gives part of her scroll a little slack. She then does a brief nod before a fairly contained puff of smoke explodes from the scroll. A sword then rises up and Tenten catches it in her hands. ] Ta-da! There. See? From the scroll.

[doesntneedsaving]

It's not a fallacy. It's a pure fact, as evidenced by that little trip through the air, wouldn't you say? [He doesn't care if Kirk believes him or not.] I'm just telling you that flight is possible for almost every being here. Take it or leave it, it's of no concern to me.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Tenten stop breaking his brain. You are officially a sorceress now.]

How bizarre. Let me see that. [He wants to try. This might end badly for him. Maybe.]

[universal_charm]

You're Saiyan, not human. The DNA is a bit different there.

Well, then, care to prove it? If it's there, you can teach me to use it.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

It refers to your anger issues. And, by Odin's beard, do you have anger issues.

[He holds the shirt up.]

Please try it on Vegitaria. I have a hunch that it will look lovely on you. Dashing even.

[weaponry]

Fine, fine. [ She tosses the scroll to Vegeta, but she's pretty sure if he's going to activate it, he won't be successful. ] I have about fifty nine of them here, anyways.

[doesntneedsaving]

Please. I wouldn't waste my time. If you've been training intensely for your entire life then you might have the ability, but I highly doubt that's the case. DNA has nothing to do with it. Your body has to physically be able to handle it as well as the mind.

If you can manage to do this- [He holds up his hand and creates a small ball of energy in his palm, showing it to Kirk-] then maybe I'll eat my words.

[universal_charm]

Yeah, that's not a real thing where I come from.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

Refer to me that way one more time and I'll make sure to destroy you in the slowest manner possible. [He takes the shirt and throws it back on the rack.] Honestly, pick something decent, if that isn't too much to ask.

[He crosses his arms. Tap tap tap goes the foot.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He takes the scroll looking very determined that he'd get a weapon to come out of it. He does exactly what she'd just performed, giving it some slack and narrowing his eyes at it. But, nothing happens. His mouth turns up and he gives it a flick, but nothing again.

Well this is sort of embarrassing.

He won't give up though, he gives it a little more slack and flicks it, stares it down, until-]

How does this blasted thing work anyway? Is it magic?

[doesntneedsaving]

Well I assure you it's very real now. Up to you. [He'll leave it at that. Maybe, if Kirk trains hard enough...]

[universal_charm]

I'll get back to you on it when you're less hormonal.

[weaponry]

It works through chakra, something all living people have in their cells. How I use it is by shaping and manipulating my chakra to allow me to seal, and then unlock the seal and pull a weapon from the scroll.

It won't work for you because you've never used chakra before. You can't even manage the simpler chakra tasks like speeding up your body or walking on water.

I hope this is ok!

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh, that was low.

He sneers at Kirk on that note, and he's going to fly off- he's pretty irritated as it is. Troll you later Kirk. Or probably the other way around.]

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki flashes her the most warm, friendly and sincere smile a god of lies is capable of.]

I am sure you won't, Vegitaria.

[Loki watches when the shirt gets thrown back and after that he moves to retrieve the same shirt.]

This is a fine shirt. Please take it.

[doesntneedsaving]

Hmf. [He hands it back to her. He doesn't need weapons anyway, his fists work just fine. Totally not butthurt at not being able to get a weapon out. Nope. Not at all.]

Walking on water. Right. [He doesn't believe that! Besides, who needs that when you can fly...?] I could master that in a matter of days if I wanted. Sounds simple enough. Making silly signs with your hands doesn't look all that hard to me.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

Oh I won't will I? [How does he know he won't blast him right here and now? Huh?! Yeah he probably won't, unless he gets really mad, and then he'll just throw him through a wall.]

Fine, give me the stupid shirt. [He takes it. Just because he has it doesn't mean he has to wear it.] Happy?

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki always gets his way and the grin on his face is so ridiculously large now that, if it was possible for a grin to fall from someone's face, it would fall from his face.]

No you won't.

[He shakes his head and is very pleased when Vegeta takes the shirt.]

Not entirely. I think you should put it on as well.

[weaponry]

It's not just making weird handshapes that help this out. It has to do with spiritual peace and focus inside yourself. The ability to channel and form inner life energy so you can unlock and pull a weapon out. If you haven't mastered the basics, like gathering and molding chakra at your feet to go faster, you aren't going to be able to do any type of ninjutsu with it.

[action] [the clothing shop] I'M SORRY

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh he'll put the shirt on alright. So he does. He slips it on, but if he's going to do something for Loki then Loki is going to do something for him for this new nickname the young god has now given him. Plus he wants to teach him a lesson for underestimating him.

So after he dons said shirt, the Saiyan turns and goes to attempt to land an uppercut right to Loki's stomach with enough force to hopefully send him flying into the wall. Not through the wall, but just into it.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Focus? He's got plenty of that! The inner peace thing has gotten better over the years, at least...right? He's really looking kind of red because he couldn't already perform chakra. Everything has come easy to him since a young age with things like that and since he can't do it? Definitely a little ashamed. He is the Prince of all Saiyans after all!]

I can already do those things. I am just unable to shapeshift. [Or get a weapon.] But either way I'm not going to be doing much of anything in this wretched dress.

[action] [the clothing shop] OH GOD DON'T ANSWER THE OTHER TAG YET

[not_a_troll]

[Well, thank the heavens Loki is quite sturdy. He can take a blow or two. But yes, he flies through the sky and ends up against the wall. After a couple of groans he raises a finger.]

Allow me to correct myself, you would. Color me surprised.

[weaponry]

[ Tenten notices his anger and decides to play it gentle with him. Or as gentle as possible. ]

Well, these things take time. Normally, you have to take about three years to produce a clone or transform, but sometimes things in Luceti are sped up, mostly because one on one attention always makes a person learn quicker. Just get some clothes and we can try again later.

[action] [the clothing shop] HAHA I DIDN'T DON'T WORRY <3

[doesntneedsaving]

[He feels much better now. It took a while but he finally lost his patience enough to hit Loki. He's not really into beating up small children who aren't a challenge to him but he's pretty sure that got the point across.]

Now Loki, remind me if you could- what's my name again?