5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

Seventh Heaven / Around the Square

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ Kirk had a few moments away from Little Spock - presumably he had left him at the library or something, but he doubted anyone really wanted to hurt a cute little elf. Either way, here he was... and he nearly choked on his drink when he spotted "her".

Male or female, the look was hard to miss or misinterpret and he was busy dying for about two minutes. He finally gets himself together and approaches, face flushed from laughing. ]</sub>

Excuse me, ma'm, are you new to town?

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh no, why did the first person he met that he knew have to be him of all people!?]

Yes. So if you'll excuse me I was told I could get some lunch in this direction.

[He's going to start walking away, oh god why Kirk of all people.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ Because life is cruel, and you were mean to a pony. ]}

Oh yeah, you can. I see you already found the clothing shop, though I'm sure the new feather clothing looked great on you.

_{[ Let's see how long it takes.. ]}

Clothing shop

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla's seeing what's new in the clothing shop. She's been worried about her father's absence, and she almost calls the woman "Dad" until she gets a better look. No, that's a female, but she's still shocked because those are unmistakably saiyan features.

There is also a striking resemblance to her father. If he'd had a younger sister rather than a younger brother, this is almost exactly what she'd picturing her aunt looking like. The idea that another saiyan could have survived isn't nearly as absurd as being in Luceti.

Realizing that she's been staring, Bulla notices the woman seems to be having some trouble with finding clothing.]

Hi there...would you like some help finding something?

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh great, why did he manage to pick the exact same time his daughter wanted to go pick out a new outfit for herself? He really shouldn't be surprised. But...she doesn't recognize him? Maybe for the better at the moment.

Regardless, this is totally embarrassing. He doesn't know whether to just tell her it's him or wait until later. Ugh. He clasps the shirt he's got in his hands.]

Yes. I can't quite seem to find...anything in my size. [SERIOUSLY THIS IS HUMILIATING. He really doesn't want to say anything out of sheer embarrassment.]

[fashionably_strong]

[It's hard to miss the family resemblance, but she still hasn't figured out that this is her father with a drastically different look.]

Hmm...I'd say a medium or a large. If you get the large you can get it taken in a little in parts. It depends on how close-fitting you want the clothing to be.

[Bulla's never seen a full blooded female saiyan, but she's going to guess a somewhat more fitted look, and definitely the most sturdy athletic clothing the store has to offer. She finds a pair of grey yoga pants and a pale pink t-shirt that seem workable, then moves on to gym socks and a pair of running shoes that look like they should fit, although they'll have to be tried on to know for sure.

Then it occurs to her that human undergarments might be an issue. No visible tail, though, so unless she's got it curled around her leg under the dress, at least finding underpants that won't fit weirdly won't be an issue. She grabs a three pack of white bikini style underpants, and then finally selects a plain white sports bra.]

There. Those ought to do it.

[Never let it be said that she isn't good at her hobby.]

action: shop

[aerialassault]

Cliff was also in the shop that day, attempting to find something in his size that wasn't covered with glitter. Souji's little problem the day before had scattered the sparkling confetti all over his apartment, and cleaning it up was a chore that he hadn't accounted for.

He didn't need his manly image tarnished by a few sparkles. It would ruin his nonexistant reputation with the few hot chicks that were close to his age!

The search was starting to wear on him by the time he caught sight of the new feather dress in his periphery. Cliff quickly glanced over at the woman for a double take. Those curves and hips were impressive, but there was something in her carriage that just nagged him.

Regardless, he grinned.

"You're lookin' a li'l lost, Ma'am. Need a hand?"

[doesntneedsaving]

He shoots a glance over. Wow, just his luck, out of all the hundreds of people in Luceti he has managed so far to run into people he knows. What amazing luck.

"I assure you I'm not lost. I simply need to figure out something to wear other than this poor excuse for clothing." He doesn't like being in a dress at all. It's making him feel wildly uncomfortable and he wants out of it ASAP. "Though I highly doubt you're going to have the sort of knowledge to help me." Honestly, he could never pick out anything for Bulla or Bulma, how would Cliff know anything about it? And they drag Vegeta shopping all the time! But he just ends up holding bags...

[aerialassault]

"I dunno 'bout that, Ma'am. I've got a few ladies back home who insist on getting my opinion sometimes."

There was laughter in his tone as he abandoned his current task to help the woman find something. Her discomfort in a dress was painfully obvious, but he thought he had a few fixes for that.

"One's a teenager too. Sure, she's as smart and practical as any adult, but she's still got her moments."

He smiled fondly at the thought as pulled a certain number from the racks.

"What d'ya think of this?"

[Action/7th Heaven]

[windandrain]

[Oh...oh dear. That one is unmistakable. It's Vegeta, by the blessing she's got. But...it's not Vegeta as well. Because he's not a she and...oh my.]

Vegeta?

[She walks over to his table with a bit of a frown]

[doesntneedsaving]

Is it really that obvious? [He sounds exasperated and irritated. She's not the first one to notice so far. This sucks. But at least it's Saori, she thankfully is one of the people he knows that doesn't completely piss him off.]

[windandrain]

[She takes a seat, ignoring the grumpiness. She'd be annoyed too]

You still have my blessing. It's rather hard to miss that, it glows and calls to me.

[voice] 1/2

[goldenglasses]

[There's a lady here... in trouble... and in need of help...

...picking out underwear?]

[voice] 2/2

[goldenglasses]

[SCORE! This sounds like a job for sexy, "manly" voice!]

Oh, you poor thing, having to battle so much! It sounds just awful! But don't worry your pretty head one bit! [Was she pretty? Vash had forgotten to take a good look after he heard what the problem was. WHO CARES!] For I, Vash the Stampede! Is not only an expert body guard that you can hire for the low, low cost of nothing at all if you wish! But also an expert in the understanding of underwear and clothes in general!

I would be happy to- no! I insist that I must help you! In fact! I'm on my way already!

[Voice]

[capsuleprincess]

Sweetie, I get this is new to you but asking that on the journals like that isn't a good idea. You're going to get all the perverts trying to fit in you using that as an excuse.

[Yes, she said "fit in you", yes it means what it seems to mean. No, she doesn't know yet this is her husband, thank God for the small blessings.]

[Voice]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh crap. Her too? Shouldn't she be doing something else productive? Bulma, he was not ready for you to answer the question over the journal! Ugh what is he going to do now? He's got to tell her sooner or later but he sort of wanted to come home and break the news to her!]

The last thing I was worried about is any morons trying something with me. I'd shatter every bone in their body if they even touched me. Besides, I've found that a good portion of this village is relatively friendly in matters like this so I thought it wouldn't hurt to ask.

[Action - house 29] 1/3?

[4starsavior]

[It's pretty easy for Goku to notice that Vegeta's back in Luceti - even if the ki seems slightly different, nobody else in this place could produce that much of it. Goku happens to be at home when Vegeta arrives there, so he decides to greet the fellow Saiyan with a big friendly wave.]

Oh, hey, Vege--

[Action - house 29] 2/3

[4starsavior]

[Wait, that's not him...]

[Action - house 29] 3/3 (done)

[4starsavior]

Oh, sorry 'bout that - I figured you were someone else! [Though she does look familiar...] ...Are you Vegeta's sister?

Action! BBs in Clothing shop!

[song_princess]

[Oh hey! Hey Vegeta! Did you noticed that a little bit after you entered the clothing store, there was a little maybe 2-4 year old girl watching you. Hair is completely messy but dannnng your hair is funny miss!

Leanne couldn't help but to giggle a little bit but then remember one VERY important question that the new woman asked.]

What are undergar...gar...gar... [Blah! No more attempts to say that word.] What you asked.

COMERE BB <3

[doesntneedsaving]

[He glances over to see this irritating child bothering him. Sigh, at least he can handle this.]

Underwear. [He's pretty curt but he'll at least answer the question.] I do hope you've got some on too. Or else I'd say your parents did a pretty terrible job raising you.

[VEGETA SHE'S JUST A KID HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT]

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

Psst. Hey maiden, hey!

[He motions with his finger, appearing from behind a rack of clothes with a handful of quite ridiculous shirts.]

I am afraid your panty needs more frills and lace, like they have in most romantic films.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

Lo-! [He shuts his trap immediately, it doesn't seem the young god has recognized him. He almost lost it and started yelling.]

Who are you to tell me what kind of underwear I should be wearing! You're nothing but a boy, shoo!

[weaponry]

The only place you can actually get clothes of any sort is the clothing shop. [ But, she can guess by the fact that someone is asking her how to dress that this is the Malnosso's doing. ]

As for combat clothing, I have a couple of outfit made specifically for that if you want to borrow them until it passes. A kunoichi has to be careful, you know! [ She isn't aware this is Vegeta. But, if she learned... well, she'd be interested in seeing if he was still able to control his powers. ]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh, thank the stars it's another one of the few around here that isn't a moron. Though this is slightly embarrassing, regardless. Anything right now to get out of this awful dress. Wait did she say 'until it passes'?]

I suppose you've figured out I've been a subject to the morons we know as the Malnosso. Yes, that would be welcome- I quite frankly can't stand this New Feather dress and I definitely can't do any sort of training in it.