5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[windandrain]

I can't do that, unfortunately. It's not something a being like you can do, Vegeta.

[Her voice grows suddenly quiet, seeing as how this conversation parallels an earlier one with Eugene. A man with one leg, who wanted to learn how to regrow it. She'd hurt him by mistake, telling him he couldn't do such a thing. Of course, Vegeta's a bit tougher, but it doesn't really change the comparison in her mind.]

I'm sorry.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He figured he wouldn't be able to, because let's be logical here- she's a god and he's not. He knows what his body is capable of doing. And he's really not hurt at all by that fact, as much as he would really, really like it back.] I'm aware. I was being facetious. [Sort of.]

Don't look at me like that, I'm not sitting here crying over it. I already know of a way to grow it back anyhow, it's just not permanent and there simply isn't the technology available to us here to do so now. [As close to comforting as he gets. She really doesn't have to go so quiet on him, acting all like she cares and stuff. But they'd been through enough at this point where he isn't going to tell her off completely or reject her kindness.]

[windandrain]

I know you're not. I just...I don't know.

[She lowers her eyes and looks away. She didn't really expect him to feel the same way as a mortal like Eugene. He was a warrior, that one was a radio DJ. There was no reason, but she has to take a moment to shake her head clear. Mortals...could be so alike and so different.]

Sorry. I've been on edge since the draft. Oversensitive about such things.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He sits back in his chair and looks right at her. He's not entirely buying that excuse. And he will make sure to make it painfully obvious he's not buying it.] Right. I'm pretty sure if I can handle my own experiences from the draft you can handle yours.

[He hasn't let himself get emotional over it since he got back, he won't let himself.]

[windandrain]

[Well if he won't buy that...]

Oh, very well. I...said something similar to a friend on the draft, a young man with one leg. I...forgot myself and was less than gentle telling him that I could not help him. It's been bothering me. I am probably dwelling on it too much.

[doesntneedsaving]

Well the last time I checked you were the god of wind and rain, not regeneration. So that's his own fault for thinking that you could simply give him his leg back. [He agrees. She is dwelling on it far too much.] Maybe next time he'll be a little more careful.

[windandrain]

Sometimes...mortals expect things from gods. It's a Western idea. I would help him if I could. Because I do regenerate. But...I'm not him.

[doesntneedsaving]

Oh so you're telling me you can't perform miracles? And here I thought you were around simply to hold their hand. Isn't that what gods do? [He's not being serious. It's a really mean-spirited joke, but still a joke nonetheless.]

[windandrain]

[She looks away]

I can to mortal eyes. But sometimes, I don't know...they expect ridiculous things. I am no...healer. But sometimes I wish I was.

[doesntneedsaving]

Well, you're in luck. They happen to have those fillial spirits here or whatever it is that they're called. Didn't you use that very same magic on me when I arrived? [He doesn't look too happy about that, the idea of magic. Or that he might have to learn how to use it one day.]

[windandrain]

They don't allow me to regrow limbs...

[doesntneedsaving]

Do you know that for a fact? Perhaps there is a plateau you just haven't ascended to yet.

[windandrain]

Yes. My domain will never change, unless...I were to consume the essence of another god. And that is a sin. The greatest sin.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Well that's kind of gross? He can see why that would be a sin.]

I wasn't trying to suggest that you do something like that. All I was suggesting that maybe with enough work and training you can use the filial magic to regrow limbs. I've found in the past that there's always a new level to everything. Maybe you just haven't tried hard enough.

[windandrain]

I'm...not sure that's something Nala can do. Filial magic is...well, frankly it's fairly weak compared to the sorts of spiritual power I'm used to using.