5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

Seventh Heaven / Around the Square

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ Kirk had a few moments away from Little Spock - presumably he had left him at the library or something, but he doubted anyone really wanted to hurt a cute little elf. Either way, here he was... and he nearly choked on his drink when he spotted "her".

Male or female, the look was hard to miss or misinterpret and he was busy dying for about two minutes. He finally gets himself together and approaches, face flushed from laughing. ]</sub>

Excuse me, ma'm, are you new to town?

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh no, why did the first person he met that he knew have to be him of all people!?]

Yes. So if you'll excuse me I was told I could get some lunch in this direction.

[He's going to start walking away, oh god why Kirk of all people.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ Because life is cruel, and you were mean to a pony. ]}

Oh yeah, you can. I see you already found the clothing shop, though I'm sure the new feather clothing looked great on you.

_{[ Let's see how long it takes.. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

[Ugh he just hit on him, didn't he. UGH.]

Yes I did, thanks. And I'm pretty sure if I wanted your opinion on my New Feather dress I'd of asked for it. [Nose goes up in the air. He is not going to take that from Kirk, because it's seriously grossing him out.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ He snorts as the nose goes up and almost tweeks it. ]}

Don't stick your nose up to high now. You never know what might end up in it - kind of like they say never open your mouth when watching a bird fly. Bad idea, you know?

_{[ Okay, this time he taps said upturned nose, smirking widely. It's hard to be scared of you when you're cute, Vegeta. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

You really are quite the salacious nitwit aren't you? [Vegeta rounds on Kirk. You did not just touch him.] Don't touch me or I'll break every last one of your fingers. And if you're lucky that's the only thing I'll do.

[ANGER ANGER ANGER]

[universal_charm]

_{[ Aaaaand he's laughing again. Sorry. ]}

It's funnier now that you're a girl.

1/2

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh god. Pretend like you have no idea what Kirk's talking about.]

[doesntneedsaving]

Shut up! Whatever it is it's not funny, so why don't you leave me be before I lose my temper. You wouldn't like it when I'm really angry.

[universal_charm]

You realize that threat really isn't as scary after you've threatened to blow up my planet like eight times, right?

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh my stars he knows. He didn't think he looked much like his male self, but this disproves that theory...so he's going to stand there and fume. Give him a second, he needs to try to calm the hell down. Which, well, fails.]

If you knew who I was then why did you hit on me like that you disgusting vile piece of trash, it's enough to make me want to puke!

Clothing shop

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla's seeing what's new in the clothing shop. She's been worried about her father's absence, and she almost calls the woman "Dad" until she gets a better look. No, that's a female, but she's still shocked because those are unmistakably saiyan features.

There is also a striking resemblance to her father. If he'd had a younger sister rather than a younger brother, this is almost exactly what she'd picturing her aunt looking like. The idea that another saiyan could have survived isn't nearly as absurd as being in Luceti.

Realizing that she's been staring, Bulla notices the woman seems to be having some trouble with finding clothing.]

Hi there...would you like some help finding something?

[universal_charm]

_{[ You've seen your hair right? No one else has hair like that, or those eyebrows and that big forehead. You got boobs and a va-jay-jay, but your facial structure didn't much chance, Vegeta. ]}

Hey, you're hot. Take it as a compliment.

_{[ He's giving you his best shit-eating grin right now. ]}

action: shop

[aerialassault]

Cliff was also in the shop that day, attempting to find something in his size that wasn't covered with glitter. Souji's little problem the day before had scattered the sparkling confetti all over his apartment, and cleaning it up was a chore that he hadn't accounted for.

He didn't need his manly image tarnished by a few sparkles. It would ruin his nonexistant reputation with the few hot chicks that were close to his age!

The search was starting to wear on him by the time he caught sight of the new feather dress in his periphery. Cliff quickly glanced over at the woman for a double take. Those curves and hips were impressive, but there was something in her carriage that just nagged him.

Regardless, he grinned.

"You're lookin' a li'l lost, Ma'am. Need a hand?"

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh great, why did he manage to pick the exact same time his daughter wanted to go pick out a new outfit for herself? He really shouldn't be surprised. But...she doesn't recognize him? Maybe for the better at the moment.

Regardless, this is totally embarrassing. He doesn't know whether to just tell her it's him or wait until later. Ugh. He clasps the shirt he's got in his hands.]

Yes. I can't quite seem to find...anything in my size. [SERIOUSLY THIS IS HUMILIATING. He really doesn't want to say anything out of sheer embarrassment.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Vegeta just shudders. Having Kirk call him hot was just. UGH. He doesn't even know what to say at first, he has never had another male call him that. Only Bulma has ever called him hot.]

I do not want any compliments from you regarding whatever opinion you have about this unbelievable situation I'm in right now. So keep your mouth shut before I shut it for you. Now I'm going to go get lunch so I can figure out exactly how I'm going to explain this to my family. [And he turns on his little womanly heel and starts marching in the direction of Seventh Heaven. Follow if you want to Kirk!]

[Action/7th Heaven]

[windandrain]

[Oh...oh dear. That one is unmistakable. It's Vegeta, by the blessing she's got. But...it's not Vegeta as well. Because he's not a she and...oh my.]

Vegeta?

[She walks over to his table with a bit of a frown]

[fashionably_strong]

[It's hard to miss the family resemblance, but she still hasn't figured out that this is her father with a drastically different look.]

Hmm...I'd say a medium or a large. If you get the large you can get it taken in a little in parts. It depends on how close-fitting you want the clothing to be.

[Bulla's never seen a full blooded female saiyan, but she's going to guess a somewhat more fitted look, and definitely the most sturdy athletic clothing the store has to offer. She finds a pair of grey yoga pants and a pale pink t-shirt that seem workable, then moves on to gym socks and a pair of running shoes that look like they should fit, although they'll have to be tried on to know for sure.

Then it occurs to her that human undergarments might be an issue. No visible tail, though, so unless she's got it curled around her leg under the dress, at least finding underpants that won't fit weirdly won't be an issue. She grabs a three pack of white bikini style underpants, and then finally selects a plain white sports bra.]

There. Those ought to do it.

[Never let it be said that she isn't good at her hobby.]

[doesntneedsaving]

He shoots a glance over. Wow, just his luck, out of all the hundreds of people in Luceti he has managed so far to run into people he knows. What amazing luck.

"I assure you I'm not lost. I simply need to figure out something to wear other than this poor excuse for clothing." He doesn't like being in a dress at all. It's making him feel wildly uncomfortable and he wants out of it ASAP. "Though I highly doubt you're going to have the sort of knowledge to help me." Honestly, he could never pick out anything for Bulla or Bulma, how would Cliff know anything about it? And they drag Vegeta shopping all the time! But he just ends up holding bags...

[universal_charm]

_{[ Of course he's following. Like he's letting this go! ]}

Well, I think it would easy enough - I got kidnapped, and they turned me into a girl for a week. Can I borrow a bra?

Pretty straightforward.

[doesntneedsaving]

Is it really that obvious? [He sounds exasperated and irritated. She's not the first one to notice so far. This sucks. But at least it's Saori, she thankfully is one of the people he knows that doesn't completely piss him off.]

[windandrain]

[She takes a seat, ignoring the grumpiness. She'd be annoyed too]

You still have my blessing. It's rather hard to miss that, it glows and calls to me.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Wow, he could always count on Bulla, he can't believe how quickly she'd picked out everything for him. But he side-eyes the pink shirt.] Anything but pink. [He hates pink.]

[He eyes the bra too. He doesn't even know if that will fit him, all the other ones he tried were too small. Because it was ridiculously painful to put the damn thing on and cut into his shoulder. Not to mention the cup wasn't big enough.]

Are you positive that is going to fit?

[doesntneedsaving]

You don't know them very well. Bulma is never going to let me hear the end of it. She'll torture me for the entire week while I'm in this state. [Um dude, plus he can't have sex. This is going to suck.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He sighs. Thank the stars for that, Kirk noticed right away.] Yes, as you can tell those idiots after experimenting on me decided it would be a fun joke to return me as a female. It's literally the most humiliating experience I've ever had.