5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[Action/7th Heaven]

[windandrain]

[Oh...oh dear. That one is unmistakable. It's Vegeta, by the blessing she's got. But...it's not Vegeta as well. Because he's not a she and...oh my.]

Vegeta?

[She walks over to his table with a bit of a frown]

[doesntneedsaving]

Is it really that obvious? [He sounds exasperated and irritated. She's not the first one to notice so far. This sucks. But at least it's Saori, she thankfully is one of the people he knows that doesn't completely piss him off.]

[windandrain]

[She takes a seat, ignoring the grumpiness. She'd be annoyed too]

You still have my blessing. It's rather hard to miss that, it glows and calls to me.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He sighs. Thank the stars for that, Kirk noticed right away.] Yes, as you can tell those idiots after experimenting on me decided it would be a fun joke to return me as a female. It's literally the most humiliating experience I've ever had.

[windandrain]

Well...[She gives him the most reassuring smile she can manage] If it's any consolation, at least it's harmless? And temporary.

[doesntneedsaving]

Yes, but that isn't currently helping me. I've still yet to go home! I can't even imagine what's in store for me there!

[windandrain]

You mean with your wife, and Bulla? They'll understand, surely.

[doesntneedsaving]

They'll understand by having a nice little makeover party and dressing me up like a doll. That's going to be loads of fun, I assure you. [Yeah he doesn't sound too excited about that.]

[windandrain]

Well, it might be. You're not unattractive, you know.

[She remains completely deadpan, but she's laughing raucously inside.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh he just totally pulled a face and got very red at that. No Saori, don't tell him that, he hates it when other people say things about his supposed attractiveness! He knows he's cute enough for Bulma, and that's all he cares about! Female or not, UGH.]

Argh, spare me. The last thing I need is you telling me I'm cute too. [He slumps over on the table, angrily resting his cheek on his closed fist.]

[windandrain]

It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[She gives him a half smile, leaning on her elbow]

It could be worse, they could've made you a cat. At least this way you're able to talk.

[doesntneedsaving]

I am currently female. [To reiterate how much he seriously hates this.] I'd almost rather be a cat, at least then I wouldn't have to deal with any beings in this accursed village during my shift. I'm perfectly fine with lacking the ability to speak over this.

...No offense. [Gruffly said. And since well, Saori's....a girl.]

[windandrain]

[She shrugs, no offense taken. She had no strong desire to be a man, frankly.]

Well, it's not so bad. You came back...you. Instead of like what happened to me.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He glares, but falls silent. That was a good point, and he doesn't want to remember much of that little episode with Saori's shift, it had been bad enough. It could be worse. He could think of a few things from his own universe that he could have come back as that would have caused a whole slew of problems for Luceti. Thank the stars that didn't happen. He'd end up trying to destroy every life form here...]

Don't remind me. I don't ever want to see that piece of filth ever again. At least now we'll be better prepared in case it happens once more. [He waves his hand, to dismiss it- it was over at least, no need to dwell, he doesn't like to dwell on things.]

I'm just amazed at how agile this body is. I think I'm going to go give it a test drive later! [He laughs, still wanting to destroy things despite his predicament.] Think the Malnosso will miss their little mountain range they've given us?

[windandrain]

That...shouldn't happen again.

[She sighs and nods, though. Once it's been done she should be able to manage it better a second time. It wouldn't be so overwhelming]

As for that, I don't know. But I have a friend who lives there, so...please don't?

[doesntneedsaving]

[Aw man, ruin all his fun. He sighs, fine he wouldn't blow up the mountain range, maybe he'll just wait to get home and take some pot shots at Kakarot instead, which sounded fun anyway which is currently happening.]

Alright alright, fine, I'll think about it. [He shoots her a wicked grin however.] No promises though.

[windandrain]

Why not go make a token attempt to destroy the barrier?

[Worth trying, at least.]

Maybe you'll succeed where others haven't?

[doesntneedsaving]

That's wishful thinking, at best. [He's arrogant but he already got his ass kicked by the inanimate object called the barrier. And he knows that isn't going to work.]

Maybe if I had my tail I would try, but I don't. And unless the Malnosso are kind enough to return my tail to me I won't be trying anything of the sort. [Because that's simply embarrassing being beaten by a barrier.]

[windandrain]

Your tail? Do Saiyans have tails?

[Because this is new?]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh, that's right- he never said anything about that did he? Welp, time to explain that embarrassing mess too. Why not, he's already a woman as is. Let's just add to it.]

Yes. All full-blooded Saiyans are born with tails. Mine just happened to be removed in a battle long ago. [By long ago he means almost thirty years.] If I still had a home planet I'd be the laughing stock of our race for being careless enough to let it be cut off. [Whatever. He's totally over it by now though.]

[windandrain]

Oh. Hmm. That's...interesting. I'm sorry to hear you lost it, but a tail is just a tail, isn't it? You don't seem to really need it.

[She doesn't really understand why it's embarrassing but that's neither here nor there.]

Besides, when I sprout one it tends to get in the way. Isn't it easier to manage without?

[doesntneedsaving]

How in the galaxy do you acquire a tail? [Seriously, what?] You have to understand however that it's a little more significant for a Saiyan than just a small annoyance. If I had it I could reach a form far more powerful than the one you saw me use on the draft.

[windandrain]

Surely you don't think a god is bound to a single form, do you? [Her smile is sardonic, but interested.]

Oh? What sort of form is that?

[doesntneedsaving]

I'll have you know the closest thing to a deity in my world are a bunch of weaklings who can't even defend themselves against a pink walking pile of chewing gum. And the other is simply a paper pusher of whom I've destroyed their office before without consequence. And if I remember correctly none of them are capable of changing forms. [He's just grouchy about being a girl, in addition to the normal grouchiness. Don't mind him.]

The form is the pinnacle of Saiyan strength. It's not so different that you wouldn't recognize me. I've just got more fur than your normal humanoid bipedal would have. And a tail. [Totally avoiding the word monkey here.]

[windandrain]

I...don't know what to say to that, I'm just glad I'm not such a thing. I wear this shape because I choose to, nothing more. It's easier for mortals to deal with than my true shape, at least.

[She shakes her head]

That's really strange sounding. But I'll take you at your word. Your people are strange, Vegeta.

[...says the shapeshifting, walking, talking thunderstorm]