5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[universal_charm]

See, if you didn't fly around, people wouldn't be looking up your skirt, so that one is your fault.

_{[ He rolled his eyes and resisted poking his chest, because poking a girl in the chest is not a good idea. Ever. Even if they used to be a man. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

[Yes, that is a smart idea, do not poke him in the chest.]

I can't wait until this is over. I honestly do not know how females can stand being gawked at by people like you. [And Master Roshi.]

[universal_charm]

I do not gawk, I appreciate.

[doesntneedsaving]

Right, that's why you had no issues putting your filthy hands on me. [He has not forgotten about that little ass grab.]

[universal_charm]

Well, to be truthful, it's hard to think of you as a girl even with all that going on.

_{[ He made a motion. ]}

Having new secondary sexual characteristics doesn't make you any less you.

[doesntneedsaving]

And I don't plan on changing that. Anything to keep some bottom-crawling mouth breather away from me. The last thing I want to deal with is some moron who gets enough courage to...to... [He shudders. Awful thoughts. Just awful thoughts are coming to mind. Why can't this be over already? What if some male tries to kiss him or something?!]

[universal_charm]

You mean enough courage to think you're hot? Why don't you lighten up and enjoy the new bod? Considering all the stuff that happens here, I bet the more you fight and complain about the new body, the longer you get stuck in it. Murphy's Law and all that jazz.

[doesntneedsaving]

I don't put much into your ridiculous human philosophies. For the love of the galaxy, quit it with insinuating that other males are going to find me attractive, I might puke. The only part I'll enjoy about this new body for now is breaking men who hit on me in half.

I'd say that you wouldn't like it if you were me, but then again look who I'm talking to.

[universal_charm]

I'm not insinuating, I'm telling you the truth. By most standards, even with your crazy hair, you're hot. You should learn to take the compliment. 

_{[ He rolled his eyes. God, Vegeta, it's like convincing a cat to use the toilet. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

[He's sort of getting the feeling that he was telling him the truth on the matter. But doesn't the saying go, beauty was in the eye of the beholder? Great, Kirk actually thinks he's good looking. That makes him more grossed out, despite the fact that he's giving him a compliment.

Fine, you know what, fine. Vegeta sighs, it couldn't get much worse than getting hit on by his associate here.]

Well it's good to know that my looks carried over from my male body to my female one. At least those idiots didn't screw that much up. I would like to see how this body handles combat. Would you like to volunteer? [He grins back at Kirk, after that little display before he's hoping to scare the hell out of him.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ He is quiet a moment and then holds up his fingers and ticks them off. ]}

No blowing me up, no throwing me through the sky, no punching me through walls. 

[doesntneedsaving]

I think you left out a few things, but that's all for the better now isn't it. [He waves his hand- he's done fucking with him. He had his fun, he's sure he'll get another chance.]

Now if you don't mind I've got a lot on my plate to handle at the moment. Unless you have any bright ideas to make this situation any less horrific. [He really is thinking a lot about how to handle this when he gets home. It's just unnerving. He'll eventually get used to the body, but by that time he'll probably of changed back.]

[universal_charm]

You could always go for a few drinks. Maybe being tipsy will help - or plain drunk.

[doesntneedsaving]

No thanks. If I have to look at another bottle of scotch again it'll be too soon.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He laughed at that. ]}

Mean to tell me you can't hold your liquor? 

[doesntneedsaving]

I can hold it just fine. It just gets questionable after roughly forty-five shots or so. Especially if it's bad liquor. I've had better on planets that are so run down that even rats would reconsider living there. Needless to say those particular planets weren't worthy of existing anymore.

[He used to really like blowing up planets.]

[universal_charm]

_{[ He stares at her for a second and then shook his head. Alien physiology, so of course it meant that human alcohol might not effect her the same way it would a human. That last part though... ]}

Okay, seriously, I really wish you'd see a therapist about this whole 'destroying planets' thing. 

[doesntneedsaving]

At least you're not foolish enough to think that I'm bluffing. I'll have to give you credit for that. [He just smirks. He doesn't regret a single one he's destroyed either.]

I'm not the one who needs a therapist around here. Last time I checked my sanity was just fine. Speaking of which, how is yours holding up?

[universal_charm]

_{[ And that is really an issue you should look into, Vegeta. There was nothing wrong with liking a fight, but Kirk would have to speak out against the willful annihilation of entire planets of innocents.}

He swats at her, glaring. ]

It's fine, thanks, though it's no thanks to you and that stunt you pulled.

[doesntneedsaving]

Come now, it could have been worse. I didn't let you die, now did I? Besides, if you took the time to learn to fly then you wouldn't have these problems now would you?

[universal_charm]

Did you miss the part where I'm not any part Saiyan? I don't think flying is a thing I can do, and these wings of ours cannot physically do it. They need to be something like 30 times bigger to handle my weight.

[doesntneedsaving]

Don't be a fool. You don't have to be a Saiyan to fly. Humans are perfectly capable of it. The wings are completely unnecessary.

[universal_charm]

Riiiiiiight. I think you might have been dropped to many times as a kid too.

[doesntneedsaving]

Suit yourself. Humans fly all the time where I'm from. I'd show you but I wouldn't be surprised if you lacked the mental and physical discipline to even control your ki.

[universal_charm]

_{[ His eyebrow twitches. Was that a challenge, sir? ]}

Oh really? And what makes you so sure of that?

_{[ Yeah, that would be a huffy challenge in his tone. ]}