5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[doesntneedsaving]

Come now, it could have been worse. I didn't let you die, now did I? Besides, if you took the time to learn to fly then you wouldn't have these problems now would you?

[universal_charm]

Did you miss the part where I'm not any part Saiyan? I don't think flying is a thing I can do, and these wings of ours cannot physically do it. They need to be something like 30 times bigger to handle my weight.

[doesntneedsaving]

Don't be a fool. You don't have to be a Saiyan to fly. Humans are perfectly capable of it. The wings are completely unnecessary.

[universal_charm]

Riiiiiiight. I think you might have been dropped to many times as a kid too.

[doesntneedsaving]

Suit yourself. Humans fly all the time where I'm from. I'd show you but I wouldn't be surprised if you lacked the mental and physical discipline to even control your ki.

[universal_charm]

_{[ His eyebrow twitches. Was that a challenge, sir? ]}

Oh really? And what makes you so sure of that?

_{[ Yeah, that would be a huffy challenge in his tone. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

Do you even know what ki is? [He highly doubts it.]

[universal_charm]

No, but in typical you fashion, you'll tell me to feed your ego.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He just rolls his eyes.] It's a energy force inside of every living being, idiot. You've got one too, it's just not strong because you don't train. [And because you're human.]

[universal_charm]

_{[He makes a talking motion with his hand and rolls his eyes. ]}

It sounds like something a monk would believe in.

[doesntneedsaving]

It's not a fallacy. It's a pure fact, as evidenced by that little trip through the air, wouldn't you say? [He doesn't care if Kirk believes him or not.] I'm just telling you that flight is possible for almost every being here. Take it or leave it, it's of no concern to me.

[universal_charm]

You're Saiyan, not human. The DNA is a bit different there.

Well, then, care to prove it? If it's there, you can teach me to use it.

[doesntneedsaving]

Please. I wouldn't waste my time. If you've been training intensely for your entire life then you might have the ability, but I highly doubt that's the case. DNA has nothing to do with it. Your body has to physically be able to handle it as well as the mind.

If you can manage to do this- [He holds up his hand and creates a small ball of energy in his palm, showing it to Kirk-] then maybe I'll eat my words.

[universal_charm]

Yeah, that's not a real thing where I come from.

[doesntneedsaving]

Well I assure you it's very real now. Up to you. [He'll leave it at that. Maybe, if Kirk trains hard enough...]

[universal_charm]

I'll get back to you on it when you're less hormonal.

I hope this is ok!

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh, that was low.

He sneers at Kirk on that note, and he's going to fly off- he's pretty irritated as it is. Troll you later Kirk. Or probably the other way around.]