[SCORE! This sounds like a job for sexy, "manly" voice!]
Oh, you poor thing, having to battle so much! It sounds just awful! But don't worry your pretty head one bit! [Was she pretty? Vash had forgotten to take a good look after he heard what the problem was. WHO CARES!] For I, Vash the Stampede! Is not only an expert body guard that you can hire for the low, low cost of nothing at all if you wish! But also an expert in the understanding of underwear and clothes in general!
I would be happy to- no! I insist that I must help you! In fact! I'm on my way already!
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Oh, you poor thing, having to battle so much! It sounds just awful! But don't worry your pretty head one bit! [Was she pretty? Vash had forgotten to take a good look after he heard what the problem was. WHO CARES!] For I, Vash the Stampede! Is not only an expert body guard that you can hire for the low, low cost of nothing at all if you wish! But also an expert in the understanding of underwear and clothes in general!
I would be happy to- no! I insist that I must help you! In fact! I'm on my way already!