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5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]

[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

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[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

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Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from

doesntneedsaving!))

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Lo-! [He shuts his trap immediately, it doesn't seem the young god has recognized him. He almost lost it and started yelling.]

Who are you to tell me what kind of underwear I should be wearing! You're nothing but a boy, shoo!

...ki!

[Well, not entirely but frankly, it won't take long before Loki will.]

My name is indeed Loki. Have we met before? Hence you know my name. And introductions mostly happen when two individuals meet, yes? Yes.

Who I am? I am Loki. I believe you just told me who I am. Therefore I do know what kind of panties will suit you best. Do you wish the lace to be black or white or maybe in classy dark colors that matches your fair skintone?

[WHYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIMMMMMM]

You must of misheard. I'm afraid you and I have never spoken before. [Vegeta you can't lie to the god of lies. You know this, why are you even trying. But he'll try. And it will be trying of his dignity to get away with it.]

I don't know what movies you're watching Loki, but not every woman always wears fancy underwear all the time. [He knows this. He has removed said undergarments from a certain woman several times in the past.] So I believe you don't know what suits me best, now do you?

I think you are...

...allow me to insert a pause for an overly dramatic effect...

[Loki stays quiet for a couple of minute but he raises a finger to make sure he will have the other's attention.]

...lying!

In quite a lot of ways.

[He waits. He is growing impatient and starts tapping his foot as his temper begins to rise at the antics placed before him. This boy never ceases to irritate him. And then calls him a liar? How dare he? Despite the fact that he's right.]

Think all you like but the fact still remains that you and I are complete strangers. Now I don't have time for your games, so why don't you go outside and play and leave this to me.

[Loki takes a couple of steps forward and looks at the woman with narrowed eyes, slowly stroking his chin.]

Absolutely not, Vegeta the Saiyan.

[He straightens his back and puts both hands on his hips, flashing the other a rather triumphant grin.]

After we have found the proper panties for you I shall adorn your hair with ribbons. It would only be fitting for a make-over, you see?

Edited 2013-04-24 07:26 (UTC)

[How...how!?]

Never heard of him. [He turns his back to Loki. Oh my stars deny it deny it] And you'll be doing nothing of the sort. The last thing I need is some small child attempting to paint makeup all over my face and placing those silly ribbons in my hair. [Only Bulla gets to do that and she is way too old for that now.]

You barely have a bosom.

[He pats against his chest.]

You should have asked the Malnosso to give you a proper bosom.

[In where Loki ignores everything Vegeta says.]

Now, where were we... Ah, yes. Panties with lace.

[He looks down at his own chest. What? He had boobs, they were plenty big enough for him, what in the galaxy was he talking about?]

Shut up! There is absolutely nothing wrong with the size of my chest! They are plenty big enough, so why don't you pipe down you disgusting boy! [Wait a second. Why are you judging and being defensive of your own chest Vegeta, are you completely losing it? He grits his teeth and immediately turns red after realizing what he'd just done.]

I do not want any undergarments with lace, so you can get that out of your head right now! [He's just so. Frustrated.] Don't you have anything better to do than lurk inside of the female loungerie section!?

[Loki blinks a couple of times. Sometimes Vegeta is too stupid for his own good. He wonders if the other realizes that. So he shakes his head.]

To one's own eye they might seem big. After all, you are not used to having female parts. But to a man's eyes they are but peas. Second of all, you are turning crimson.

[Oh, but Loki has an answer to that.]

Well, the rack with really funny shirts is right here, quite close to the department of female panties.

Do not fret, Vegeta, we shall find a solution for this.

[He'll fight down that red off his cheeks. This boy. He swears one day he'll pay him back ten fold.] What I don't understand is why a boy is eyeing up my chest like that. Perhaps you should think about acquiring some tact, how repulsive. As I stated before I'm not sure what movies you've been watching but I think that someone needs to find you something PG-13 for you to watch instead. And take away your Starkphone. [He really doesn't feel like Loki should have access to the internet.]

Besides, the solution is very clear. You make yourself scarce and I sort out my own problem. It's as simple as that.

[Loki listens to Vegeta's words and blinks a couple of time.]

Does this mean I am allowed to call you Vegetara? It has a more feminine ring to it, you see?

[He completely ignores the other's words and moves to rummage through a basket full of panties.]

Ah, here are some with lace. And also in a variety of colors. Perhaps you can change colors depending on your mood. They have magical rings for that on Midgard, you see?

[Vegetara!? He stands there and fumes a little and puts on his best 'not amused' face.] No. In fact I'd prefer it if you didn't address me at all. [It wouldn't be so bad if he was in his male body. But that's...not the case.]

[He leans over and peers at the basket. He really is looking for panties for him, just...ugh! He walks right over to the god and goes to grab the backside of his shirt by the collar, to lift him up and put him back down away from the basket, folding his arms haughtily and glaring at Loki in the process.]

You really don't know when to quit do you? Listen, if it'll make you get out of my hair faster you can pick out one shirt for me. But you will not touch any undergarments. Got it?

One shirt? May I pick one shirt for you?

[Loki smiles and that smile quickly turns into a grin.]

I shall but only if you promise me to pick the purple panties, yes?

Forget it. [He might get them. He just needs underwear damn it. Besides, if he picks the purple panties that means not only has he let Loki pick a shirt, he's let him pick panties too.]

It's a shirt or nothing at all.

[Loki shakes his head and starts to rummage through the vast collection of absolutely funny shirts. He picks this one because it refers to bros and being mad. And Vegeta got mad quite often.

He holds it up.]

Ta-dah!

Edited 2013-05-07 09:54 (UTC)

What does that even mean. Is this more of that nonsense you get from the internet? [Totes not impressed Loki. Totes not.]

It refers to your anger issues. And, by Odin's beard, do you have anger issues.

[He holds the shirt up.]

Please try it on Vegitaria. I have a hunch that it will look lovely on you. Dashing even.

Refer to me that way one more time and I'll make sure to destroy you in the slowest manner possible. [He takes the shirt and throws it back on the rack.] Honestly, pick something decent, if that isn't too much to ask.

[He crosses his arms. Tap tap tap goes the foot.]

[Loki flashes her the most warm, friendly and sincere smile a god of lies is capable of.]

I am sure you won't, Vegitaria.

[Loki watches when the shirt gets thrown back and after that he moves to retrieve the same shirt.]

This is a fine shirt. Please take it.

Oh I won't will I? [How does he know he won't blast him right here and now? Huh?! Yeah he probably won't, unless he gets really mad, and then he'll just throw him through a wall.]

Fine, give me the stupid shirt. [He takes it. Just because he has it doesn't mean he has to wear it.] Happy?

[Loki always gets his way and the grin on his face is so ridiculously large now that, if it was possible for a grin to fall from someone's face, it would fall from his face.]

No you won't.

[He shakes his head and is very pleased when Vegeta takes the shirt.]

Not entirely. I think you should put it on as well.

[Oh he'll put the shirt on alright. So he does. He slips it on, but if he's going to do something for Loki then Loki is going to do something for him for this new nickname the young god has now given him. Plus he wants to teach him a lesson for underestimating him.

So after he dons said shirt, the Saiyan turns and goes to attempt to land an uppercut right to Loki's stomach with enough force to hopefully send him flying into the wall. Not through the wall, but just into it.]

[Well, thank the heavens Loki is quite sturdy. He can take a blow or two. But yes, he flies through the sky and ends up against the wall. After a couple of groans he raises a finger.]

Allow me to correct myself, you would. Color me surprised.

[He feels much better now. It took a while but he finally lost his patience enough to hit Loki. He's not really into beating up small children who aren't a challenge to him but he's pretty sure that got the point across.]

Now Loki, remind me if you could- what's my name again?

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