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5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]

[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

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Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from

doesntneedsaving!))

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[Vegetara!? He stands there and fumes a little and puts on his best 'not amused' face.] No. In fact I'd prefer it if you didn't address me at all. [It wouldn't be so bad if he was in his male body. But that's...not the case.]

[He leans over and peers at the basket. He really is looking for panties for him, just...ugh! He walks right over to the god and goes to grab the backside of his shirt by the collar, to lift him up and put him back down away from the basket, folding his arms haughtily and glaring at Loki in the process.]

You really don't know when to quit do you? Listen, if it'll make you get out of my hair faster you can pick out one shirt for me. But you will not touch any undergarments. Got it?

One shirt? May I pick one shirt for you?

[Loki smiles and that smile quickly turns into a grin.]

I shall but only if you promise me to pick the purple panties, yes?

Forget it. [He might get them. He just needs underwear damn it. Besides, if he picks the purple panties that means not only has he let Loki pick a shirt, he's let him pick panties too.]

It's a shirt or nothing at all.

[Loki shakes his head and starts to rummage through the vast collection of absolutely funny shirts. He picks this one because it refers to bros and being mad. And Vegeta got mad quite often.

He holds it up.]

Ta-dah!

Edited 2013-05-07 09:54 (UTC)

What does that even mean. Is this more of that nonsense you get from the internet? [Totes not impressed Loki. Totes not.]

It refers to your anger issues. And, by Odin's beard, do you have anger issues.

[He holds the shirt up.]

Please try it on Vegitaria. I have a hunch that it will look lovely on you. Dashing even.

Refer to me that way one more time and I'll make sure to destroy you in the slowest manner possible. [He takes the shirt and throws it back on the rack.] Honestly, pick something decent, if that isn't too much to ask.

[He crosses his arms. Tap tap tap goes the foot.]

[Loki flashes her the most warm, friendly and sincere smile a god of lies is capable of.]

I am sure you won't, Vegitaria.

[Loki watches when the shirt gets thrown back and after that he moves to retrieve the same shirt.]

This is a fine shirt. Please take it.

Oh I won't will I? [How does he know he won't blast him right here and now? Huh?! Yeah he probably won't, unless he gets really mad, and then he'll just throw him through a wall.]

Fine, give me the stupid shirt. [He takes it. Just because he has it doesn't mean he has to wear it.] Happy?

[Loki always gets his way and the grin on his face is so ridiculously large now that, if it was possible for a grin to fall from someone's face, it would fall from his face.]

No you won't.

[He shakes his head and is very pleased when Vegeta takes the shirt.]

Not entirely. I think you should put it on as well.

[Oh he'll put the shirt on alright. So he does. He slips it on, but if he's going to do something for Loki then Loki is going to do something for him for this new nickname the young god has now given him. Plus he wants to teach him a lesson for underestimating him.

So after he dons said shirt, the Saiyan turns and goes to attempt to land an uppercut right to Loki's stomach with enough force to hopefully send him flying into the wall. Not through the wall, but just into it.]

[Well, thank the heavens Loki is quite sturdy. He can take a blow or two. But yes, he flies through the sky and ends up against the wall. After a couple of groans he raises a finger.]

Allow me to correct myself, you would. Color me surprised.

[He feels much better now. It took a while but he finally lost his patience enough to hit Loki. He's not really into beating up small children who aren't a challenge to him but he's pretty sure that got the point across.]

Now Loki, remind me if you could- what's my name again?

[Loki moves to get back on his feet, dusting off his pants. After that he adjusts his sweater and quickly moves a hand through his hair.]

Your name? I am fairly sure you are able to remember that by yourself. After all, it is not you has had an unfortunate encounter with a wall, right?

[He straightens his back.]

But if you wish I can tell you your name.

[Well, the boy can certainly take a hit. Granted by his standards he didn't hit him very hard, but that was a little shocking to Vegeta that Loki was already standing after that. Gods, who knew how they worked.]

On second thought, why don't we take a rain check on that one. [He adjusts his 'U mad bro' shirt so it sat better.] Since you've picked out a shirt for me you can go ahead and leave now. Where I didn't need your assistance before, I certainly don't need it now.

Ah, you sound much more sanguine. Is it because you finally have been able to bury a fist into the body of a certain, innocent godling who has done nothing at all?

I know that giving Lokis fierce pummelings can have a rather positive effect on individuals. It might earn you bragging rights in the bar.

[Loki does not like the combination of fists and himself. Even though, sometimes, he just asks for it.]

But you will wear my choice of shirt, yes?

Giving anyone a 'fierce pummeling' is a rather therapeutic experience for anyone. But if it'll get you off my back, yes, I'll wear this ridiculous shirt you've picked out for me. [He's got it on now anyway, and when he returns to normal it won't fit as it is so whatever.]

Now get out of here before I remove you myself.

Aye, aye, aye.

[Loki huffs.]

But do remember, Vegitaria, purple underwear.

[After that he hurries off.]

[Oh no he did NOT] Why you little-!

[He chases after Loki, and as Loki is running out of the store he throws a nice ki blast in that direction right at the fleeing god. If he misses, he's going to probably end up blowing up the fountain in the middle of the square instead. ~~Hopefully he misses because it will hurt otherwise. Besides, it'll regenerate back right?~~ And after he witnesses whatever damage and/or destruction he causes, he'll turn back and go pick out the rest of his clothing.

Irritating children.]

Edited 2013-05-25 00:56 (UTC)

You missed! Work on your aim!

[And Loki's off!]

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