Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
misterbrief) wrote2013-04-15 01:24 pm
misterbrief) wrote2013-04-15 01:24 pm
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5th Taunt | Voice/Action
[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.
Or rather, her.]
[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...
...HOLY COSMOS...
Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.
What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]
Voice
[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.
No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.
He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]
Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]
Action
Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]
Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]
Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]
House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]
((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming fromdoesntneedsaving!))
Or rather, her.]
[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...
...HOLY COSMOS...
Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.
What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]
Voice
[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.
No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.
He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]
Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]
Action
Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]
Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]
Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]
House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]
((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from
doesntneedsaving!))
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I don't know Bulla. Why don't you tell me?
[BRACING SELF FOR EXPLANATION SOON.]
1/3
So there--
[She starts into another rant, but then she pauses.]
2/3
[It calms her down enough to actually make her think again. That energy is very familiar...]
3/3
........Dad? Why are you a woman?
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[And he's been inside of Buu's intestines before.]
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Do you want me to call you Auntie while we're in public instead, then? ...in the meantime, we'll figure something out. Maybe Mom can invent something to turn you back. I'll help you pick out a few more things that you can wear.
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I can't believe that now you're the one doing the shopping for me, of all things.
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[Shopping. There's a good thing to focus on. It helps her cope with the absurdity of her father being a woman all of the sudden.]
So, since we don't know how quickly you'll change back when you do, let's focus on getting you things that will either stretch or that fit loosely enough that it won't be a problem. That's the best way to avoid a really embarrassing wardrobe malfunction later.
[She grabs an oversized red sweater designed to be worn with leggings or skinny jeans.]
Like this.
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How do you women honestly know things like this. I still don't understand why you had such a problem with my khakis. [And his dweeby jacket he always used to wear before he got the sleeveless one.] Can't I just wear a muscle shirt as I always have?
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[As long as he pretends to be properly affronted that people think he looks like a guy in this form.]
And those khakis are fine...when you're eighty. Or older.
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[But he grins, he has an awful idea that Bulla will just hate.] Perhaps I'll find every florescent color in here and put it together, and when someone says something to me about it I'll tell them you put it together for me.
[That's so mean Vegeta, jessus.]
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[Oh, it is so on, daddy dearest.]
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[He wanders over and finds the most hideous color of yellow he can find. It's damn near chartreuse. And then he picks up a belt that's hot pink.]
How about these? I think these would look splendid! [He knows they totally DON'T.]
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[Her eyes widen in horror when she sees the combination. She'd be more worried if she didn't know he was doing this on purpose.]
Are you seriously trying to make me barf in this store?! Ugh! Let an expert take over before you embarrass yourself.
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[Seriously, that's awful. Inside, she's screaming at the way her retinas are burning from all of that neon put together in one hideous outfit.]
I'm not the one who has to walk around in that in public, you know. So if you're trying to punish me for not training with this fashion disaster, it's not going to work!
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[He hasn't forgotten at all! He just doesn't understand fashion all that well still. To prove it he goes over and picks out a pair of jeans, a white tanktop that didn't cut down at all in the chest, and a blue low cut v-neck shirt.] There, how about this instead? Will this satisfy your insatiable need to make me look like a model?
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I suppose that'll do. It looks okay. You won't embarrass yourself walking around in that, at least. And if it was really insatiable, I'd never let up at all.
[She's just stubborn about not letting her father look like a dork in public. It's part of how she shows she cares.]
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[So he goes and changes into it in the dressing room, coming back out looking quite red.]
Why is this so tight. [It looks like it should. But aside from his muscle shirts, what he's used to is much more loose, of course.]
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[She looks over the outfit and nods.]
That should be fine.
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Let's just go home, I don't want to stay in here any longer than I have to. I'm sure there will be a multitude of embarrassment waiting for me there that I've yet to endure.
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[Because the idea of explaining feminine hygiene products in depth or being around her father at that time of the month was mildly horrifying.]
I honestly don't think you're giving Mom or Goku enough credit, though.
[They might laugh if he'd ignored warnings about some strange artifact that had the ability to change a person's sex, but this hadn't happened because of stubborn pride or impulsivity.]
You're probably through the worst of the humiliation now.
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Come. [He is leaving, no if's and's or but's.]
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[She nods. It's probably best if he's home with people he's comfortable with at a time like this. With luck, this won't last too long. In the meantime, she'll make sure to pick up an extra outfit or two for him later.]