misterbrief | 5th Taunt

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]

[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from

doesntneedsaving!))

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[Hey! It's not her fault that your hair is funny looking! And here she will glare at him.]

What does have ta do wit my momma and papa?

[And here, she will prove what good parents she has by doing what just about every child does during that mental age. Lifts her skirt up enough to show!..... That she currently doesn't have any on. Not their fault that she keeps on taking it off.]

Wha...what are you doing!? [He sort of freaks out, and runs at her to shove her skirt back down. Man he didn't want to have to deal with this kind of crap again, wasn't it bad enough the first time around with Bulla?!]

That is not something you do in public! [His voice goes down to a small whisper so only Leanne can hear.] Especially since you have none on! Now come here and we'll get you some so you don't embarrass yourself anymore! [Kids.]

[Leanne makes a startled sound at the sudden movements and both sets of fluffy wings poofs up and sheds quite a bit. No Vegeta, this is more karma heading back at you.]

But you said mean things about mommy and daddy. [Though....] Why can't I do that?

Well, mommy and daddy didn't have enough sense to teach you not to expose yourself. You can't do that because it's not very becoming of a lady, now is it? Now don't do that again. [Why him, he's already a woman, and now he has to deal with a child? What is seriously wrong with this world?]

[He'll lead her over to the children's section. Ok, he knows how to do this part at least.] Now here, take this to the bathroom and slide it on under your skirt. [He hands her a pair of kiddie panties.]

They did. [She just chooses not to listen to that part as often as she should. It's more fun to be free! It's her uncle figure that she fears the most from. That old Crow could seriously sense mischief.

She really shouldn't go anywhere with a Beorc but.... There isn't any other Laguz around and would she get into more trouble for being all by herself.... She will just nod her head slowly and look down towards the ground.

She blinks at the kiddie panties and goes to sniff at the them before looking around for the bathroom....] Don't wanna.

This isn't a matter of what you want, this is a matter of you going into the bathroom and putting something on over that...area of yours. [KIIIIIIIDS. ASLDFJA;LKFJ ARGH.]

Now be a good girl and go put them on!

[Oh no.... The strange beorc woman is yelling at her! She goes to draw her wings in and just tears up a little.]

No yelling..... [Cause ow, her ears are very sensitive. But at least now, she has gone off to go and put the panties on.]

[Thank the stars she's going. He does not have time for her tears. He's got a whole world of crap he's got to endure himself let alone babysitting a child that isn't his.]

[He sighs a sigh of relief. And so he won't bother to think about her anymore, turning back to try to figure out how to solve his own problem for the moment. Will she come back to bother him? Who knew? He hoped not.]

[Hey, hey Vegeta, you think that you can get rid of her so easily? Especially now that she has memorized your scent? So as soon as she finishes putting her panties on, she made a b-line before towards him.

Unfortunately, she forgotten to stop and would most likely crash into the back of his legs if he wasn't paying any attention.]

[Ugh, she's coming back. He hears her coming. It's unmistakable. But hey, if she wants to smack right into his legs then fine by him. He's not going to be moving at all. Which he doesn't move as she slams right into him.]

Now, maybe you should watch where you're running now shouldn't you? That's pretty rude to be smashing into people like that don't you think?

I'm sorry...... [Kick puppy look is a good but then! BRILLIANCE!]

I PUT THEM ON! [Oh please do turn and see her! And even if Vegeta does, she will just trot around to his front and then.... EVER SO PROUDLY SHOW HIM WHAT A GOOD JOB SHE DID WITH THE PANTIES!]

Edited 2013-05-05 04:08 (UTC)

That's right, you're sorry. [He looks down and

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM AGAIN]

Would you cut that out!? [He frantically goes to push her dress down once again. Didn't she listen the first time!?] Didn't I tell you not to do that? I see you have them on, yes, now go run and play outside or something! [CHILDREN ASDKLFJ;LASKFJ;ALSKDF;ASKLDF;]

5th Taunt | Voice/Action

/RUNS INTO YOUR ARMS! <333

/LOVINGLY CATCHES YOU

/SO LOVINGLY HUGS! and LOL Daddy-mode in Vegeta activate? XD

Ahahaha I think so!

lolololololol He is so hating life right now.

omg completely :3

SO HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR TASTE OF KARMA, VEGETA?!

THIS SERIOUSLY SUCKS FOR HIM LOL

QUIT YOUR WHINING AND TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN THEN! LOL

NNO. REFUSES.

DO IT AND TAKE IT PROPERLY! KARMA DEMANDS IT!

HE ALREADY GETS KARMA'D ENOUGH....