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[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]

[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

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[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

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Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from

doesntneedsaving!))

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Sweetie, I get this is new to you but asking that on the journals like that isn't a good idea. You're going to get all the perverts trying to fit in you using that as an excuse.

[Yes, she said "fit in you", yes it means what it seems to mean. No, she doesn't know yet this is her husband, thank God for the small blessings.]

[Oh crap. Her too? Shouldn't she be doing something else productive? Bulma, he was not ready for you to answer the question over the journal! Ugh what is he going to do now? He's got to tell her sooner or later but he sort of wanted to come home and break the news to her!]

The last thing I was worried about is any morons trying something with me. I'd shatter every bone in their body if they even touched me. Besides, I've found that a good portion of this village is relatively friendly in matters like this so I thought it wouldn't hurt to ask.

[This girl probably would get along well with Vegeta or Lunch.]

Touching isn't the only way men can be perverts, you know. They could very well try to trick you into wearing kinky underwear if you're really so inexperienced with picking out clothes outside of your uniform's range.

I'm not that unfamiliar with women's undergarments. We just had everything issued to us was all, so I never had to get measurements. No need to waste the time.

[Pause. That first comment leaves her quite unsure.]

I... Do hope you're not unfamiliar with women's undergarments given that you're a woman yourself. It would be weird if you weren't, don't you think? I mean, just because there was an uniform doesn't mean there weren't differences between male and female uniforms, right?

[Bulma sighs and shakes her head before smiling even if the other won't see it.]

Anyway, measurements are just a small help, more often than not clothes sizes differ between brands so your measurements just serve to set a general idea of what you may need. Which can also be done with just someone with experience looking at you to pick up the size, are you at the clothing store? I can go and help you, I've experience and good taste. I was able to dress up my teenager daughter right off the bat after meeting her for the first time!

[Yeah, he's not unfamiliar because it's your underwear he's taken off before. He kind of laughs in his own head about that. And the part about not having to get measured or figure out his size? Well that's not really all that true, that might of been true of lower class warriors but he never had to deal with that. He feels sort of bad for lying to her about it, even if it wasn't all that far fetched.]

There were no differences between male and female uniforms. There were stylistic differences but that was on preference of the warrior. And it was one size fits all. [Sigh, she already knew all that though. Even though she might not realize it.]

[Well, he had to see her sometime right? He's already in a pickle as is and he seriously needs some sort of help. Swallow that pride buddy, because now's the time to fess up. Well, soon at least.]

...I am still here. [He sighs. This really sucks.] I'll wait outside for you.

Really? My husband's uniform was like that as well, I've been trying to reproduce the material back home for his training and combat clothes. There's only so much you can do to fix trashed clothes.

[She chuckles a bit.]

You know, I've not tried to do it here yet but since I know how it's done already I could try to make some casual clothes like that for you? So that you don't have to go through this hassle again.

[Still, having some normal clothes wouldn't hurt and she doesn't even know if this girl is currently dressed so...]

Okay! I'm on my way there, it won't take long.

[And off she goes. It's going to be fun once she sees this woman, very funny.]

[Oh boy. Here we go. But by some magical means of the ways of RP, before Bulma gets there (see above threads) he's already managed to get an outfit, talk to Bulla, eat, come back and park himself outside of the clothing shop. He still needs things however, because none of the above have actually given him a way to get normal bras. And he still needs more clothes since he's only got what he's wearing and yoga pants/shirt so far.]

[So he waits patiently, mulling over how this conversation is going to go, and he goes outside and kicks himself up against the outside of the store to wait and keep and eye out for her.]

[Bulma makes a beeline to the store with a brisk pace, though it slows down upon spotting the woman waiting for her. What are the chances of her not recognizing him? Or of her trying to fool herself into thinking that "it can't be"? If she was new to Luceti it would be possible, however that's not the case and after seeing Goku turned into Ginyuu it's not as if she doesn't know better already.

Her pace becomes a very slow walk as she approaches the woman, giving her a look. That hairstyle... Not as edgy as Vegeta's but still pretty recognizable, basically what she would expect had Vegeta had a sister or been a girl. That general aura. The things they talked about... One size fits all uniforms...

She stops in front of the girl with a "Really?" expression on her face. She doesn't seem angry or sad, neither confused only slightly frustrated and wary, that's a good thing, right?]

[She stops right in front of him, with that look on her face. He knows this look.]

What, is there something grotesque on my face or something? [That's what girls say, right?]

[Her face doesn't change, though annoyance seems to start to crawl its way on it given how an eyebrow twitches at the other woman's comment.]

For the record, on a scale from one to ten, how stupid do you think I am exactly?

[Must be high if he thinks she wouldn't recognize him once she sees him.]

[Uh oh. He's so fucked. And he knows it now.]

What kind of question is that. [Yeah he's not answering that, because he'll get himself into deeper shit if he answers the way he wants to. He's arrogant, not stupid.]

Shouldn't you be a little more concerned for the fact that I'm a woman instead of your IQ?

No.

[Final tone there.]

You're a woman, so what? It's not as if you're going to stay like this forever. What concerns me is that you would return and not call home nor tell us who you are.

[She sighs and massages her frown a bit.]

Please tell me you weren't planning on not coming home until you were normal again.

[Because if he did she's going to punch him, as useless as that would be.]

What do you mean so what?! This is humiliating! It doesn't matter if it's for one hour or one year, those idiotic scientists changed my body into that of a female and quite frankly I can't stand the sight of it! The very idea! [Besides, he runs off all the time back at home without telling anyone where he's gone or when he'll be back. So this is pretty normal for him to not inform them of his return. But of course, she doesn't know that. Yet. She will one day! ~~And then bitch about it to Beibi unknowingly.~~]

Of course I was planning on coming home, I just didn't want to show up in that ragged disgusting...dress. [That and he thought he could do it himself, but boy was he wrong.]

Oh, please, are you telling me that the great prince of saiyans is so weak that he can't get over being a woman for a while? Or is it just the fact that your body was changed in general? Son-kun did just fine when he was changed, you know, and he had a hole on his gut!!

[Aka get over it and be a man, Vegeta. A man in a woman's body but a man anyway. She just rolls her eyes at the reply she gets, but she still sighs in relief at the same time, her expression softening a great deal. She feared that he would just go and refuge somewhere until he was normal again without saying a word. Which is something totally fitting for him but still it annoyed her that he would do it just because of something like this.]

Why didn't you tell me who you were then?

I'll have you know how unbelievably absurd it is for the Prince of Saiyans to be changed into a woman! [His pride Bulma. His dignity. It hurts.]

Besides, Kakarot is stupid enough that he probably could barely tell the difference between being in a different body. And good, I'm glad he had a hole, it would have matched the one he's got in his brain!

[This is so frustrating, he can barely take it. He wants to punch a hole in the wall of the shop. He calms down for a second, so he can at least explain himself why he was hiding his identity.]

I was going to eventually. I just wasn't ready at the time to come home looking like...this. [He crosses his arms and just lets the whole 'I've got boobs thing' soak in a little.] I don't know how many times I have to reiterate to you how embarrassing this is, especially having to come home to you and Bulla as such. I wasn't sure how you'd react to seeing me like this. [He's still expecting to get laughed at endlessly once the initial shock wears off.]

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