5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[doesntneedsaving]

You don't even want to know what it was like growing up for me. [Nope, not feeling the slight bit bad about bitch slapping you Kirk. In fact it made him feel a little better, which is why he's smiling a little.]

[universal_charm]

If I have my guess right, it involved learning to righteously slap people. Seriously, did you have to hit my smooth cheek? Couldn't you have hit the one I usually get slapped on?

_{[ He pouted at her, huffing a little, though he was not at all sorry for copping a feel. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

Remove righteously and add in ruthlessly slaughter and you'll be pretty close. And stop whining! Honestly, what did you expect from putting your grubby hands on me? I could have punched you hard enough to send you flying through one of the shops over there! I'm surprised you're not in a full body cast if that's what you normally do to women!

[universal_charm]

Let's face it, dude, you are not a lady. I mean, you look it and all, and that skirt works on you, but we both know you aren't a lady. Ladies don't threaten to punch people through walls and put them in full body casts unless they're MMA fighters.

[doesntneedsaving]

What is an MMA fighter? [Seriously, he doesn't even know. He doesn't watch TV much, and he didn't even know people like that have a certain name. He usually just hits them hard enough to send them crashing through things at the World Martial Arts Tournament. And then they forfeit against him.]

And will you quit looking at my behind? I don't need your approval of my outfit, got it!?

[universal_charm]

Well, be glad you got it.

And MMA is Mixed Martial Arts - real, unlike wrestling, and tougher than boxing. It really took off in the 21st century and stuck around after that.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Whatever. He isn't going to accept any compliments from this horndog.] Tougher than boxing? Sounds horribly boring. There are barely any humans that can fly, how can it possibly be hard when you're taking out the vertical aspect of battle?

[universal_charm]

I'm sorry most humans aren't magic flying monkeys like you.

_{[ His waved his hands in the air and rolled his eyes. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

Want to learn? [Time to be a superdouche. He stops, and goes to walk around behind Kirk, to place his hands under his armpits...

and if he's successful? They're going flying. About a few hundred feet up.]

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ Vegeta you are a massive jerk and a show off. He remains calm, despite being so high up, but then Kirk was a known daredevil, and a dive through atmo onto a drill sort of made heights a non-issue.

He frowned and looked up at her, looking more peeved than actually worried.]</sub>

I do hope you're wearing panties, since you're probably giving some people a show right about now.

_{[ Damn you for this being cool though. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

I am. Bloomers too. [See ya Kirk.]

[He then decides to throw, not drop but throw Kirk from that spot. Yes, from that high in the air. It's ok, he'll save him before he splats.]

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ YOU. ARE. A. DICK.

He wanted to say he wasn't frightened, but yeah, he was. His stomach did a nice twist and if he had been in less control of himself, he might had peed a little. As it was, he managed to right himself in the air so he would land feet first, let his legs and lower body absorb the impact and spare his vital organs and upper spine where more important nerve clusters were.

Paralysis, yeah, he could deal.

Brace for impact, or don't, take it loose, less chance of totally shattering his legs. ]</sub>

[doesntneedsaving]

[Yes he is. Yes he is a dick.]

[He laughs to himself for a moment while watching Kirk fly through the air. Welp, probably about that time to save his sorry human ass isn't it.

So one minute he's floating there and the next minute he's gone, and catches Kirk probably about ten or so feet away from the ground, but the unfortunate instance here is that Kirk managed to right himself in midair, so Vegeta has to come in from the front to slow down the momentum so...they're sort of face to face at the moment.]

You look like you've just seen a ghost! What, didn't you have fun? Would you like to go for another ride? I'd be more than happy to send you again if you'd like.

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ He is glaring at you she-sir. Glaring, do you hear? Those baby blue are narrow and flashing daggers.

And despite all sanity, he's suddenly grabbing your ears and tugging them sharply, like he's trying to steer a dog or a horse or something. ]</sub>

Put me down or so help me I will endeavor to see your wife torture you for the rest of your life.

[doesntneedsaving]

Arrrgh! If you don't let go of my ears right now I'll be putting you down so far that even archaeologists aren't going to be able to find you! [He is this || close to kneeing Kirk in the balls to get him to let go.]

[universal_charm]

Oh you're going to put be down, you dick!

_{[ Damn you, for not having a penis for him to roughly kick. DAMN. YOU. He gave another sharp tug and glared at her, and he might have stamped his foot if he could. ]}

Down. Now. No dropping.

[doesntneedsaving]

Fine. [Oh he's going to put you down alright Kirk, but now he's angry that you yanked on his ears and he's going to get some payback for that too. He floats down until they're about five feet from the ground and he promptly drops Kirk from there. He shouldn't be breaking anything from a mere five feet.]

There are you happy? Now that I've done something for you, you can do something for me! [Kirk you have the worst friend ever.]

Now dance! [Aaaaaand he shoots a finger out, to shoot little ki blasts at the ground right at Kirk's feet.]

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ You are such a jerk Vegeta. Remember how he wondered how you had friends or even a wife? Yeah, THIS IS WHY.

He skips forward out of the way and growls, reaching up to grab one of her feet to haul her down. ]</sub>

You're such an asshole - like a monkey throwing poo!

[doesntneedsaving]

[Well that was entertaining. He feels the tugging at his boot but he's not moving. You've got to be a lot stronger than that to get him to move.]

I think we're about even now. Normally I wouldn't of wasted the time to catch someone I threw at the ground like that, so consider yourself lucky. [He just laughs. Kirk, you are indeed entertaining.]

[universal_charm]

You wouldn't like what happens if you had let me hit the ground. I have more friends than you here, after all.

_{[He smacked her foot and smirked. ]}

Nice panties, by the way.

_{[ Not that he was really looking, but he thought it would get a rile out of the other all the same. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

I'm not afraid of any of your little cohorts. I'm sure if they attacked me they'd all meet their end in a matter of seconds. [He's not joking either.]

You know, I can only think of one other person who is more disgusting than you. Keep your eyes off of me or next time I'm not going to be so nice about your next air fare. [He's going to close his legs and float back down to the ground. Gross.]

[universal_charm]

See, if you didn't fly around, people wouldn't be looking up your skirt, so that one is your fault.

_{[ He rolled his eyes and resisted poking his chest, because poking a girl in the chest is not a good idea. Ever. Even if they used to be a man. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

[Yes, that is a smart idea, do not poke him in the chest.]

I can't wait until this is over. I honestly do not know how females can stand being gawked at by people like you. [And Master Roshi.]

[universal_charm]

I do not gawk, I appreciate.

[doesntneedsaving]

Right, that's why you had no issues putting your filthy hands on me. [He has not forgotten about that little ass grab.]