misterbrief: (A crying child?)
Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta ([personal profile] misterbrief) wrote2013-04-15 01:24 pm

5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]




[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]


Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]


Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]


Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]


Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]


House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]


((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from [personal profile] doesntneedsaving!))
aerialassault: (confident -- whatev)

[personal profile] aerialassault 2013-04-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Heh. Good luck with that. Those ladies of yours sound like a handful."

He didn't envy the position that Vegeta had found himself in, but at least he was dressed decently enough. Cliff agreed about the bit with the make up, but the rest of it?

It worked.

"I'll catch you 'round sometime. Take care of yourself."
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (What's happened to me?)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, out of all the things in the entire universe he never thought he'd have to deal with, dressing as a woman was one of them. That and having to accept help? Put him at the bottom of the pit for his dignity and pride right about now. He will make the Malnosso pay dearly for this, he silently promises that as he flies over to Community House One.]

[He makes his descent to land near the front door, walking up to knock on it sharply as he wait for Tenten to come. He's never actually met her face to face, so this will be new- he hopes she doesn't recognize him right off the bat but his hair is very reminiscent of what she'd seen before when they last spoke. So she might.]
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Here it comes!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to insinuate that I went on the journal to complain about males eyeing me!? [That's not what Vash means but Vegeta is obviously taking it completely the wrong way with the sizing up comment.] The only reason I asked was because this entire side show of a village is irritatingly friendly and I know that I'd get an answer somewhere so I could fix my own problem of being in this body!

Do you even realize how uncomfortable it is to wear a bra that is far too small for you?! No, you wouldn't would you!? So don't get on me!
windandrain: (Derpy Smile)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I...don't know what to say to that, I'm just glad I'm not such a thing. I wear this shape because I choose to, nothing more. It's easier for mortals to deal with than my true shape, at least.

[She shakes her head]

That's really strange sounding. But I'll take you at your word. Your people are strange, Vegeta.

[...says the shapeshifting, walking, talking thunderstorm]
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm going to need it. Next thing you know I might be sitting in a pile of powder and lipstick." Which is the last thing he wants now, it was bad enough he's got a whole new world of women to explore for however long it took to change back into a man.

He gives a wave of a hand in farewell, and walks out of the store- still not all that happy but at least he had clothes. It was a start.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OHSHIT!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-24 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash slams his hands over his ears with a look of almost pure horror on his face.]

WHAT THE HELL! I DON'T WANT TO BE THINKING OF THAT ABOUT YOU!

[Just picture that as Meryl or Nami. Just... anyone but Vegeta.]
universal_charm: (Default)

[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-04-24 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You mean enough courage to think you're hot? Why don't you lighten up and enjoy the new bod? Considering all the stuff that happens here, I bet the more you fight and complain about the new body, the longer you get stuck in it. Murphy's Law and all that jazz.
doesntneedsaving: (Great so I'm stuck like this.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why, what is it about your true form that makes it so difficult? Is it that of a rain cloud where you float in and out of places at will? I can see why other beings wouldn't know how to handle that, my, you'd have all the children wanting to grab at you and see if they can eat part of your body. [He's in such a bad mood. Sorry Saori.]

My people are strange, honestly. Have you not looked around this village? There are Pokémon here. [Seriously that shit is so weird. He hasn't gotten over it despite having his hand sucked on by a baby Kangaskhan.]
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Would you cut it out!? [He's starting to think Vash is more uncomfortable about this whole situation than he is at the moment. Where is the logic in this argument, really. Probably nowhere to be found, the Prince of all Saiyans is a woman and Vash was going to try to help him panty shop. Nope, wtf is logic.]

Get a hold of yourself! I was just giving you an example, I wasn't expecting you to get a picture of it in your mind! Now cut it out and act like a sensible Plant!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (You keep talking but I'm not listening)

[Voice]

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-24 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, in this case I think I'm acting like a perfectly sensible straight man. Thank you very much.

[He could mention that Vegeta doesn't even know what Plants ARE, maybe he was really acting like a sensible one. Of course, that would also have to lead into talking about himself and he'd rather not.]
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't put much into your ridiculous human philosophies. For the love of the galaxy, quit it with insinuating that other males are going to find me attractive, I might puke. The only part I'll enjoy about this new body for now is breaking men who hit on me in half.

I'd say that you wouldn't like it if you were me, but then again look who I'm talking to.
doesntneedsaving: (Default)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he still doesn't know why his race is called Plants, but hey, even he looked human without his tail so he just assumes in Vash's world they name things strangely. He really doesn't care much otherwise. He's still far more interested in that power he sensed from him a few months back.]

Fine. I suppose I'll be thankful you're not gawking at me like a letch. There's plenty of those back where I'm from as is. And quite frankly they are some of the most disgusting beings I've ever come across. You'd probably get along with them very well in fact. [In which he pulls a face.]
goldenglasses: (I hate it when the donut is a lie)

[Voice]

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-24 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. [He's turning to leave.] You just have your fun picking out underwear or whatever. I want no part in this anymore.
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[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He certainly doesn't want Vash to help him, so he's not stopping him from leaving, but he will call out to him.]

Of course not, it's no fun when they're not actually a female now are they?! [Honestly he's just being super grouchy because he's a girl and because of the dirty squad back at home who have a constant nosebleed over hot women. And he finds them to be completely abominable.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Hello~!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-24 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash raises a hand to wave without turning back as he heads towards Good Spirits.] You sure got that one right!
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll just let him go. And fume. All the fuming. He's so angry now that he's going to have to destroy something later to get some frustration out. Because this situation? This sucks.]
Edited 2013-04-24 07:13 (UTC)
not_a_troll: (investigation in progress)

[action] [the clothing shop]

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-24 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki takes a couple of steps forward and looks at the woman with narrowed eyes, slowly stroking his chin.]

Absolutely not, Vegeta the Saiyan.

[He straightens his back and puts both hands on his hips, flashing the other a rather triumphant grin.]

After we have found the proper panties for you I shall adorn your hair with ribbons. It would only be fitting for a make-over, you see?
Edited 2013-04-24 07:26 (UTC)
windandrain: (Best start running)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-24 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
A mortal mind can rarely handle the sight of a divine being for very long. It looks alien to most and awe inspiring to the rest. I do not like to deal with things like that if I can avoid it. I can give you a glimpse if you want.

And yes, your people are strange. No more than mine or any other here though.
weaponry: (Oranges: Now with only 10% Vitamin C)

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-04-24 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's only so much humiliation a Kunoichi is willing to take. Tenten has been dressed up as a kangaroo and begged people to pet her, she's been foolishly mistaken to think that she is King Arthur, she's also had an incident with pineapples replacing most of the weapons in her scrolls, but, being changed into the opposite sex was never one of them.

That said, there's only so much ridiculousness one can take. Tenten sees Vegeta and almosts busts her gut laughing. The Malnosso just straight up gave him a wig and some obligatory curves. ]


Holy shit! [ She's still chuckling. ] This is the worst thing I've seen the Malnosso do to someone. I can't even take this look seriously. [ She ushers him inside. ] Come on, let's find something that makes you look like the tough guy you normally are.
doesntneedsaving: (Default)

[action] [the clothing shop]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[How...how!?]

Never heard of him. [He turns his back to Loki. Oh my stars deny it deny it] And you'll be doing nothing of the sort. The last thing I need is some small child attempting to paint makeup all over my face and placing those silly ribbons in my hair. [Only Bulla gets to do that and she is way too old for that now.]

doesntneedsaving: (Default)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Alien? Do you know who you're talking to? [In his mind, he's seen it all. Well a lot of it at least.] I'm pretty positive I can handle whatever form you can take. So sure, try me. I'm sure I've seen stranger.
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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not funny! [Argh why can't this awful shift be over with already?! Granted it's not yet been a day but it's still horrible!] Thanks for the reminder, I'd like to not think too much on the idea that I am currently female!

[He just stomps inside as she ushers him in. Fuming. Forever fuming.] How would you like it if you suddenly woke up and you were male!? [He's just super grumpy! Don't mind him.]
windandrain: (Eyes Forward)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-24 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well. [She reaches out to touch his shoulder, briefly revealing herself only to him. A god-thing, a regal entity with a crushing spiritual strength stands in her place briefly. Ten feet tall at least, with elongated fingers easily the length of a man's hand, and a trail of clouds. A thing few people would ever have seen, even an interstellar warrior. And after a moment, it's simply gone.]
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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-24 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yep he's never seen anything like that, but weighing against that scene and seeing the Eternal Dragon and various transformations from friends and foes alike, he's probably not as phased as some others would be, but it was still a sight to behold. If he hadn't known Saori was a god he probably would have been more shocked. Count that as one more thing that's new that he's witnessed here in Luceti.]

Well you're not quite as tall as the dragon but I will say I don't think I've witnessed a being quite like that. [His eyes are still a little wide but he's keeping his composure.] Good to see that your transformation doesn't turn you into an ugly toad or something equally as disgusting. [Sort of a joke? He's seen one guy turn into something similar when he transformed.]
windandrain: (Cheeky)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-25 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm not as tall as a dragon, but you could see why I wouldn't want to just...walk around like that, right?

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