Well, mommy and daddy didn't have enough sense to teach you not to expose yourself. You can't do that because it's not very becoming of a lady, now is it? Now don't do that again. [Why him, he's already a woman, and now he has to deal with a child? What is seriously wrong with this world?]

[He'll lead her over to the children's section. Ok, he knows how to do this part at least.] Now here, take this to the bathroom and slide it on under your skirt. [He hands her a pair of kiddie panties.]