[He takes the sweater. Is this going to become one of those trips where he has to try on things for hours? This already is more painful than he ever wanted it to be. It was bad enough having to find clothing for his normal body the first time when he came to Earth, now he has to get more for this body? Great.]

How do you women honestly know things like this. I still don't understand why you had such a problem with my khakis. [And his dweeby jacket he always used to wear before he got the sleeveless one.] Can't I just wear a muscle shirt as I always have?