[He gives it a thought, before shaking his head in response.]

Thanks but no thanks. I agree life is certainly dull around here but any tricks you want to pull on this moron you can do on your own. If he suddenly becomes some sort of threat then maybe I'll change my mind. Now, if it were someone who's caused me a bit of grief in the past, that would be a different story. I'd like nothing more than to get a little revenge on a few people around here.