8th Taunt | Video

[misterbrief]

[The video snaps on to reveal a parlor, a doorway behind the young blue-haired girl leading into the living room of the home that it had been built onto. A faint crackle of a fireplace resonates throughout the room, chairs positioned around a central table. The location of many a Fashion Club meeting, its use today was for something similar, but certainly not of the norm. Today, an important announcement was to be had, as well as an example to fashion that everyone should take note of.]

Hey everyone! I just wanted to show off something I made for a minute. Also, thanks so much to Hikaru for the sewing and fashion design lessons. If anyone wants something really gorgeous, you should totally go to Hikaru and Kaoru.

[She motions off-screen, although the person she’s trying to send some sort of signal to isn’t in view yet.]

Presenting...my first experiment in men’s fashion!

[She makes a little face when her signal isn’t responded to right away. Someone has missed his cue.]

C’mon Dad! You promised!

Alright, alright.

[From the side, he walks in, not quite looking dejected, but pretty close- hands in his pockets and looking away grouchily as he stands next to her. There’s an obvious bit of embarrassment in Vegeta’s face, but then again, it could be worse. And well, he did think he looked pretty good in the outfit she’s made for him.]

Thanks, Dad.

[Bulla is proud of her first successful attempt at making men’s clothing that doesn’t fit weirdly. She managed to go right from design, to making a simple pattern, and this is the end result. The outfit in question is a white turtleneck that’s fitted without being skin tight, complete with khaki pants, a belt, and a necklace.]

I didn’t make the necklace or the belt, but I did make the sweater and pants myself. So, Dad? How does it feel? It’s comfortable, right?

[He looks over to her, flushing lightly at the question. What, he’s got to give his opinion on this too? He didn’t sign up for this, at least he didn’t remember agreeing to such a thing. He was supposed to wear the darn thing, be done with it, and go about his business.]

It’s a shirt and pants, and they fit, I guess. I don’t see what’s so special about it.

[He folds his arms over his chest, the feel of the necklace irritating him further. He’s never worn one in his life and he can’t believe this was the start of it. Was this really fashionable for males to wear on Earth? How absurd.]

[Bulla whirls around with her hands on her hips.]

Dad! You don’t have to make it sound like it’s a chore. You could have just agreed that it’s comfortable.

Ah-! Fine, fine! [He picks at the sleeve uncomfortably.] None of it is uncomfortable to wear, and this turtleneck actually fits me in the shoulders and arms for a change, unlike that ridiculous clothing the Earthlings make back at home. There, is that what you were looking for?

[Bulla smiles and nods. She’s not going to expect him to talk about how great the clothes are. Just a little bit of public praise rather than grumping about it not being special is all she really wanted. The fact that he’s willing to support her interest is the more important thing overall.]

Thanks, Dad. That’s much better. I think we’re almost done here. But first I want to know what everyone thinks of my first try at men’s fashion! Your feedback is appreciated, everyone.

((OoC:  Responses will come from both Vegeta and Bulla!))

Comments

[misterbrief]

Well, then I guess you've called my bluff. [Though he is still giving that wicked smile.]

Hey kid. When I met your mother, she did something interesting. Chains sprouted out of her, seemingly out of no where. Is that something you can also perform?

[believeit]

Oh-- that's one of my Mom's jutsu's, yeah. She's a really strong ninja y'know. I can't do it, but she showed me some other stuff.

[misterbrief]

[Shinobi. This will be easier than he thought.]

Well, then why don't you go ahead and show me the most impressive thing you've got that can be done over the journal. I'd be interested to see.

[believeit]

Well most of the stuff I know can't be done over the journal, since they're really strong attacks and I'm sitting in my room.

[Then he get a mischievous look on his face.]

I can show you something that'll definitely surprise you though!

[He sets the journal down, propped up so Vegeta can still see him. Then he steps back, making some hand signs.

Then there's a cloud of smoke out of nowhere and as it dissipates there is a woman with a huge rack stood there in an orange bikini...

......with Vegeta's face. And voice.]

What do you think about this!

1/?

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DONE

[misterbrief]

WHAT IS THAT?! HOW COULD YOU, YOU DISGUSTING CHILD, CUT THAT OUT IMMEDIATELY!

[He just...just...might get sick.]

[believeit]

[Vegeta's reaction, THE FACES. He can't help it, Naruto just keels over on the floor clutching his stomach and letting out a huge Vegeta-sounding laugh.]

HA HA HA HA! YOUR FACE! YOUR FACE! It was worth it!

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[ura_no_ura]

[ SIGH. ]

not here

[fervidity]

[ALSO LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE]

not here

[deathsdoctor]

[If House 20's turned into a crater... he so called it. MEANWHILE.

POPCORN TIME.

Hey partner, hey partner, look what's on the telly!]

not here

[derpivity]

[Oh, Naruto... You're very much your Mom's child.]

[misterbrief]

[You know, what he was going to do was try to trick Naruto into using his chakra so he could sense it to track the boy down and find him. Especially since Naruto only lives just down the road from Vegeta, it wouldn't of been hard. House 20 and House 29 are pretty close, and he'd of been there in ten seconds otherwise. But the jutsu isn't going to give off enough for him to notice a difference in power, which figures.

But you know what? No. He cannot stand here and listen to this moron cackle like that any longer.

This was too much.

His expression is nothing short of absolutely furious. He'll get you back for this, Naruto, he will, he swears it.

The journal flies shut so fast that he doesn't even get a chance to blink. Stomping furiously outside, he doesn't even bother to hold back his power as he takes off to the air, leaving a large crater in the ground right outside the house, possibly creating a small tremor in the ground by doing so.

HOPE YOU FELT THAT ONE NARUTO

THAT'S COMING AFTER YOU IF HE EVER MANAGES TO FIND YOU.]

[believeit]

[Woah was that an EARTHQUAKE??

Brb sticking head out of bedroom window to see what it is.]

[misterbrief]

[All Naruto will see is a blue streak in the sky, zipping past his house at an ungodly speed.

Vegeta doesn't see the boy, however. He disappears into the distance, landing more toward the north side of town and starts his search there, for more powerful spirits. Unfortunately he won't find Naruto, of course.]

[believeit]

[Oh shit.

He managed to catch a glimpse of him in the sky and that was enough- undoing the henge, shutting his window and just hoping he doesn't get caught.]

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[fantheflame]

[Sasuke felt it. Sasuke's also been following this conversation, and he barely resists the urge to facepalm at the entirety of it.]

[He sighs, sliding a simple filter in place before responding. He knows it will be until this Vegeta calms down enough to return to his journal before he sees it, but Sasuke sets the comment in place nonetheless.]

Naruto is an idiot. He's also a little difficult to kill, if you don't run into that problem firsthand by the time you get this. You get used to both.

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[misterbrief]

[Okay, he's had some time to calm himself. He's still pretty mad but no more angry than he usually is.]

No one is difficult for me to kill. I assure you of that. [Okay not true but. This is Vegeta you're speaking to.]

[He is, however, silently agreeing with Sasuke. Naruto sure is an idiot.]

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[fantheflame]

[Coming in only moments after that rumble of Vegeta's:]

Oi, dobe, if you aren't cloaking your chakra already, do yourself a favor and start now.

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[believeit]

[He just saw Vegeta shoot past his house once he went to go look, so as he comes back to his journal he responds just as he's undoing the henge (so that was a no, he wasn't doing it already) ]

I reckon he's really pissed off. [Oops. That wasn't really his intention.] I just saw him fly past my house.

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[fantheflame]

[Goddammit.]

Did you forget that some people have worse tempers than you?

[Idiot.]