Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
misterbrief) wrote2014-01-25 01:30 pm
misterbrief) wrote2014-01-25 01:30 pm
8.5th...Taunt | Fourth Wall!
[Waking up as normal on the weekend as he always does, getting ready in the morning and heading out for another grueling day of training brought a surprise.
One that now, for some reason, he remembered from last year. A whole bunch of people he doesn't want to talk to but oh guess what, they're going to bug him anyway. But this year it's a little different for him. There might be quite a few irritants running amok, but he's got his eyes out this year. For more people from home. Curiosity killed the cat, so instead of training for eight to twelve hours today, he decides to cut it a little short at six and then make himself available in the village.
As always, he can be found at the Battle Dome, doing a usual training routine, and then doing more work with his sword that he's taken up to learning to fight with recently. He can be interrupted in between breaks, or during his training with his sword- but be wary, there are explosions that are rocking the entire building!
Afterwards he makes his way to Seventh Heaven to get a meal. It's far easier to spot people at a place like that, and holy cosmos does he have a ton of food in front of him. Piles and piles of it. And needless to say Vegeta is tearing through it, plates being emptied faster than you can blink. But yet, still managing to eat it somewhat gracefully. Somewhat being a relative term here.
Or, he can be found anywhere in the square in the main part of Luceti, around the Item Shop, Grocery Store, Blacksmith and Clothing Shop, among others, leaning up against a building and watching some of the crazy go down. Making notes of people he'd like to stay the heck away from just in case they pop up here later. Run in to him here, figuratively or literally, to bug him if you want.
Later in the evening, to relax he heads to the Hot Springs. Because hopefully here he can get away from the masses, because let's face it, it's given him a giant headache.
Or, create your own adventure.]
One that now, for some reason, he remembered from last year. A whole bunch of people he doesn't want to talk to but oh guess what, they're going to bug him anyway. But this year it's a little different for him. There might be quite a few irritants running amok, but he's got his eyes out this year. For more people from home. Curiosity killed the cat, so instead of training for eight to twelve hours today, he decides to cut it a little short at six and then make himself available in the village.
As always, he can be found at the Battle Dome, doing a usual training routine, and then doing more work with his sword that he's taken up to learning to fight with recently. He can be interrupted in between breaks, or during his training with his sword- but be wary, there are explosions that are rocking the entire building!
Afterwards he makes his way to Seventh Heaven to get a meal. It's far easier to spot people at a place like that, and holy cosmos does he have a ton of food in front of him. Piles and piles of it. And needless to say Vegeta is tearing through it, plates being emptied faster than you can blink. But yet, still managing to eat it somewhat gracefully. Somewhat being a relative term here.
Or, he can be found anywhere in the square in the main part of Luceti, around the Item Shop, Grocery Store, Blacksmith and Clothing Shop, among others, leaning up against a building and watching some of the crazy go down. Making notes of people he'd like to stay the heck away from just in case they pop up here later. Run in to him here, figuratively or literally, to bug him if you want.
Later in the evening, to relax he heads to the Hot Springs. Because hopefully here he can get away from the masses, because let's face it, it's given him a giant headache.
Or, create your own adventure.]
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Just wait here, I'll make sure the order gets taken care of. [And he just...runs back to where he knows the kitchen is. There might be some yelling, some dishes crashing and other signs of an argument, but Vegeta is making sure Bills gets his food.
He comes back, looking a little flushed with anger, but he made sure the cooks knew what to make.]
They're working on it right now. It should be out shortly.
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Good, good. The service here sounds excellent.
[He'll stop eating, to save room for his own, and tap his claws on the chair.]
What is this place, anyway?
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[Oh great how is he going to explain this]
It's...a vacation resort! Yes, only located in a different universe. Anything you find here is free, so don't hesitate to do as you please. And, most of the inhabitants you'll find to be quite friendly, and will more than likely invite you to join them in any festivities.
[Hahaha he'll never buy that, holy cosmos what kind of crap is he spewing out of his mouth]
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If it's just a vacation resort, then why can I not leave? And why can I not sense Whis? Or reach for my full power?
[Claws tap on the chair.]
The inhabitants do seem friendly, though. Tell me honestly, what's going on? And why do you have wings?
yeah gunna skip the infodump.
For you, it's a vacation. However, it is not for me. You will leave this place by tomorrow night. I have to stay.
[And he continues on to explain Luceti. He only covers the blanket details, not anything else that doesn't necessarily pertain to the immediate situation.]
So there you have it, Bills-sama. Now you know.
Thank you. God, skim it for all ours
So, you're telling me that I'm stuck here. In this...tiny little village. And I'm supposed to play along with these mortal fools! I should destroy them and all their little toys!
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[He's not trying to be disrespectful, but he's just telling it like it is. These are the facts, and he won't hide it from Bills any longer.]
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Two days, you say? What is there to do around here in two days?
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There are also hot springs located here, as well as a coffee house, and several other places right here in the square. It's far too easy to make fast friends here. [There is a hint of disgust in when he refers to making friends. He's made too many friends. He hates it.]
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Hot springs you say? Mmmmmm, that...it's been a long time. Where are they? I think that could be relaxing, if they're good ones.
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[Notice that he's stopped eating your food, too.]
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Ah-! O-of course, Bills-sama. [Man, this weekend is going to be his worst nightmare. At least Buu isn't here to ruin it.] We'll head there right afterwards.
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Excellent. Now. Where is that food? It's been a while...
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Let me check, I'm sure it will be done shortly. [And he makes his way back towards the kitchen again. There is most definitely yelling and angry demands being made back there, and he returns with a waiter now placing Bills's food in front of him.
Once the job is done, Vegeta shoots the waiter the most evil look he can muster for waiting so long, before he joins the god once again.]
I sped their production up a bit. I hope you enjoy the food, it's delicious.
[Life should not be this stressful over food, heaven help him.]
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[Bills eyes the waiter, and the food, and then begins to chow down. He's not pigging out, either, he's savoring each and every bite.]
Mmmmm, you weren't lying. This really is good. And that's good for you. If you lied to me...I'd destroy you.
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Of course not, Bills-sama! I wouldn't let you eat any old common trash.
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[He's slowly making his way through the sushi, when he spots the wasabi.]
...what's this? It looks good.
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[He also doesn't understand how a green ball of ick looks good by itself.]
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[He'll take a claw and dip it in, giving it a little taste. It's actually pretty good, but it seems like it's meant to be a condiment and that is what's proper and all. So he'll spread a bit onto his food and take a bite.]
This...this is...
[He pauses, looking at Vegeta...]
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Or, you know, all of Luceti.]
[He waits, frozen, for Bills to finish his sentence. The only movement he manages to get off is to gulp in horrified anticipation.
Please, sweet celestials, do not do this to him.]
1/3
2/3
3/3
[He throws back his head and arms]
AMAZING!!!! Absolutely AMAZING!!!
It's a perfect combination of spices, and it's just hot enough to leave a wonderful aftertaste! I've never had anything like it!
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He feels lightheaded. Like he's about to faint. The relief that floods through him was more than enough to at least sit down heavily, supporting his weight on the table with an arm.
If there was a higher power than the one that stood before him now that directed the fate of the universe, he is thanking it wholeheartedly right now. A bullet dodged. Hopefully the rest of the visit goes just as smoothly...]
T-there's more where that came from. [He barely manages to sputter out.] Take your time, and when we're finished I'll show you to those hot springs.