10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[misterbrief]

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

And here I thought you seemed every inch a belieber.

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[misterbrief]

A what.

[No really what.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Someone who is a fan of Justin Bieber. The fans call themselves beliebers.

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[misterbrief]

That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Who in the world is Justin Beiber.

[Not that he cares that much but seriously that's STUPID]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, well welcome to the world of teen pop sensations. Basically he is a young guy who dances and sings and people like it and are willing to pay to have him do more of it.

[That about summed it up]

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[misterbrief]

Great, so some teenage girl has been toying around with my simulations. Good to know. [Maybe he'll ask Bulla who she knows that likes the Beibs.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

And I was like baby, baby, baby oh.

[Whoever this is gets a high five in his opinion]

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[misterbrief]

...

You know these songs? [That was the first song that played for him...ugh...]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Of course. It is actually a disease you catch.

I'd watch out man, sounds like you might be getting Bieber Fever tonight.

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[misterbrief]

That's nonsense. There's no such thing as a disease from music. Especially from that brat.

[Little does he know.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

Oh ye of little faith. I'd make sure you appropriately cover your mouth, less you infect your family. Bieber fever is not a pretty thing.

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[misterbrief]

Don't toy around with me. It's not a disease, in fact, I'm certain you just made that up on the spot.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Hey, I'm not that into dudes, man. I mean, if you like some toys, that is between you and whoever, have fun. A bit forward to just go ahead. Usually people at least buy dinner, maybe a movie. A walk by the beach would be nice. Though is the water back? Might not be as picturesque.

[A pause]

I'm getting off track.

Bieber fever, look it up, Vegetable man. Totally a thing.

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[misterbrief]

[He sort of just stares back in disgust and horror. He couldn't even of imagined it would be taken that way. How vulgar...]

How could you say something like that?!

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[the_dead_pool2]

[An eyebrow raise]

You see, your body produces sound which your mouth and tongue manipulate to form words. These in turn are made into sentences, with varying meanings and expressions which can be interpreted in a variety of ways.

Also, I'm insane in the membrane, insane in the brain.

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[misterbrief]

...

[He's just going to ignore that explanation of words.]

You've got a brain? Could have fooled me. Here I thought it was just a load of hot air talking all the time. [He turns his head away, in disgust.]

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[the_dead_pool2]

If I don't have a brain and can fool you, doesn't that make you the bigger idiot here? I mean, I at least would be able to catch someone who was messing with my play list.

[In the land of doesn't give a damn]

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[misterbrief]

[He sneers back at Deadpool.]

Hear me, I will find the person responsible. It's only a matter of time. If you're so skilled at this, then you might be able to tell me who's been messing around with my simulations.

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[the_dead_pool2]

I very well could. Why would I?

I'd miss the entire wacky shenanigans that will no doubt ensue if I just sit around and wait.

[misterbrief]

So you're of the opinion to watch me kill off a few morons in my search. Well. That's fine by me, I can have some fun then.

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah why the hell not? People die all the time. Just make sure you use colourful energy blasts yo.

[misterbrief]

This isn't a fireworks display!

[How does Deadpool know how does he know]