10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[misterbrief]

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

Comments

[misterbrief]

N...no! Didn't you hear me the first time?! I'm not weak to anything!

[WHY DOES HE EVEN TRY HE SWEARS]

[goldenglasses]

But you said you can't continue your training when it starts. That sounds very much like a weakness to me.

[misterbrief]

Oh, believe me, I finished one particular module while that blasted music was playing. I couldn't leave until I finished. And let me tell you, there is was nothing more infuriating than that.

[goldenglasses]

HEYYYYYY! That's great! They helped you learn how to overcome your weakness to fighting with bad music playing! Congratulations!

[misterbrief]

I never needed that sort of training, you nimwit!!!!!!

[Now he's just getting really frustrated.]

I can't wait to get my hands on them! Even if I have to go through a few others to do it!

[goldenglasses]

What?! Now that's not fair! What kind of prince punishes the innocent to get one person who's just trying to help you train! A bad one is what!

[misterbrief]

They are messing around with the Saiyan Prince, if you've forgotten already. [Whole new level of royalty here, the worst kind!]

I'll do whatever it takes to find out exactly who the perpetrator is.

[goldenglasses]

Just don't do something you'll regret or get all of Luceti angry at you by hurting someone innocent. It wouldn't be worth all that agony just for a simple prank.

[misterbrief]

I'm not afraid of them.

[Not at all!]

The only agony is going to be the agony one will feel if they get in my way. [Isn't most of Luceti mad at him already anyway...?]

[goldenglasses]

Aw, come on Vegeta, life is too short and Luceti too nuts to want to make everyone in the enclosure angry at you. At least over something so silly and juvenile.

[misterbrief]

Oh my, someone will be angry with me. It won't be the first time nor the last. I'd say if someone paid the consequence, it would deter anyone else from trying the same prank again.

[Make an example of someone? Totally a-ok by him!]

[goldenglasses]

How they're angry at you now would be nothing compared to how people will act if you hurt or kill someone uninvolved. Wouldn't you rather keep the focus on the Malnosso and not each other?

[misterbrief]

It makes no difference to me on this matter. I've killed for less. I think you seem to forget who you're talking to.

[One death in the sea of billions is nothing.]

[goldenglasses]

I think I'm speaking to an over reacting, grumpy guy who takes things way too seriously sometimes.

[misterbrief]

You can keep your opinions to yourself.

[goldenglasses]

You really should learn to relax a little bit. You'll enjoy life more.

[misterbrief]

[In which Vegeta just stares back at Vash with a very flat look. He doesn't say a word because he already thinks he's relaxed enough as it was. This is as relaxed as he gets, and he knows it.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash shrugs.] Just don't overly stress yourself out, alright? [Vash turns to leave.] You'll live longer and healthier if you just let this one go, trust me.

[misterbrief]

[His response is a growl, letting Vash go without any attempt to stop him. He'd take care of things his own way...]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash walks away as if he has nothing to fear from Vegeta, but once he's out of sight and sound of his prank victim he crumbles slightly.] Gahhhhhhh! That was scaaaaaaaary! Oh man, I really hope he doesn't go and do something stupid because of this.

[He'll have to keep a close eye on that journal entry and Vegeta's actions for the next couple days.]