10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[misterbrief]

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

Comments

[misterbrief]

[Vegeta is hoping Riku will tell him that he managed to lock himself in too.]

What a waste of time.

[stilldontgotit]

Well, some people might like it. Can't imagine why, but I've seen some pretty weird worlds. Some ice cream rhythm game isn't that crazy...

[At least, comparatively speaking.]

[misterbrief]

Sounds like something a seven year old would think up. That's all they think about is sweets.

[Man, let him tell you...]

[stilldontgotit]

I don't know. When I was seven, I was more interested in going out and seeing the outside world.

[Heh. Well, even when he was five, but Riku was an odd kid in that regard.]

[misterbrief]

I wouldn't know. That's what happens when you're able to traverse the galaxy anytime you wish.

[stilldontgotit]

Wait, so you could just go wherever? Even as a kid?

[Wow, his younger self would've killed for that kinda freedom.]

[misterbrief]

Hahahaha, well. I still had my own work to do, so I suppose I wasn't exactly allowed all the time to go wherever I wanted. But I did it anyway.

[So then when he got back, Frieza might of been a little angry but he still enslaved that whole planet, okay? Frieza can get over it.]

[stilldontgotit]

Work? Even as a kid?

[He raises an eyebrow. Okay, so some worlds probably do have child labor, but somehow he just can't seem to equate world travel with an actual job that isn't heroism or something.]

So what'd you have to do?

[misterbrief]

Hahahahahaha. [It's a low, menacing laugh.] I don't think you'd like it very much if I told you. It wasn't exactly something you humans would accept as a decent line of work.

[stilldontgotit]

[He leans back a little at the sound of Vegeta's laughter, staring at the camera.]

So, what? Were you trying to take over the world?

[That laughter suggests some kinda villainy, and that's the oldest trick in the book.]

[misterbrief]

...Sure. We can call it that. [Riku think bigger, like the whole universe bigger]

[stilldontgotit]

[Pffft.]

So, you got any regrets?

[Given the laughter and the smirk, Riku doubts it, but hey. He's not judging. More than anything, this whole talk's taken a turn for the interesting.]

[misterbrief]

Of course not. [Regret is barely in his vocabulary.]

I had quite a bit of fun, after all.

[stilldontgotit]

Oh yeah? So, you got any secret plans to conquer Luceti while you're at it?

[Man, he shouldn't be joking about something like this, but somehow Vegeta's attitude just makes the otherwise dark implications almost comical.]

[misterbrief]

[He just chuckles again, though this time it's a bit of a warmer laugh (as much as his laughs can be warm, at least.)]

No, I'm afraid not! Not worth my time. And I'm sure Bulla would be quite cross with me for doing so, and I'd like to see you try to deal with a sassy teenage daughter.