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10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

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You shoulda' thoughta' that before you dragged other people into this!

[Okay, so Vash is right that that really wasn't his fault.]

What'd you think would happen when you messed with a loon like him?! You shoulda' just taken responsibility like a man!

But I didn't drag anyone else into it! Vegeta did that all on his own! And I did 'man up'! [Eventually.] That's why I'll probably be dead soon for it too!

[He takes a moment to consider that.]

So does that mean I should come find you now or after the Malnosso bring you back?

Can I make another suggestion and say... never?

Eh, that's a stupid suggestion. I can't just let you get away with this.

Yes you can. Even Vegeta can! Why do people always forget about forgiveness?

Because if I let you get away with this, I'll look like a chump!

But I haven't done anything to you to get away with!

[Hm, maybe Vash has a point. Firo doesn't like to concede so easily, though, so he tries to justify his reasoning.]

...But you did things that almost got stuff done to me!

Not on purpose! And as soon as I realized what was happening I fixed it, didn't I? Shouldn't you forgive a guy for something he couldn't help and then fixed?

"Couldn't help," yeah, right.

[He scoffs, but his anger is fading. After all, wanting to mess with Vegeta is an excusable thing.

He sounds more sulky than angry when he continues. ]

Don't tell me what to do. Maybe I can forgive a guy who gives a proper apology.

I feel very sorry for pulling a prank on someone who jumped to such conclusions as to blame someone completely unrelated to the prank. Please forgive me for not stopping him sooner.

[Vash sighs out the response. Really, how many times was he going to have to apologize and suffer for this? It was almost making it not worth it. Almost.]

[Firo pauses, as if thinking that over. He has his mind made up, but he wants to try and make the guy sweat a little if he can.]

...I guess I'll take that. I'd still have to hurt you if we were back home, but... I can give you a pass in this place.

[He doesn't even know if he could take this guy (Vegeta admitted he could take a hit from him--a guy like that is no slouch), but he'll assume he can in the interest of acting tough. ]

[Vash had learned it's best to assume everyone was stronger than yourself in Luceti. Even if he didn't already do that he was still an expert in groveling. Which he chooses to employ now.]

Ahhh! I just knew you were a kind and wise man! Thank you for letting me off the hook this time! I promise never to do it again! [Unless it's really funny and he can get away with it safely.]

Wha-?

[Firo's not used to this kind of reaction.]

Hey, calm down. I'm not usually this nice.

...And mess with Vegeta all you want, so long as it doesn't involve me. He deserves it.

Sorry, but I'm against suicide more than anything. I think I'll be leaving Vegeta alone for awhile now.

...Too bad.

[Because Firo's definitely not sticking his neck to prank Vegeta.]

By the way, what's your name?

Me? My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third!

But I suppose for short you can just call me Vash.

...Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Possibly, I'm afraid I never really got the chance to know my ma-ma and pa-pa. [Vash throws a fake French accent for affect.]

Some people'd take that as an opportunity to find a less weird name. Do you always introduce yourself with the full thing?

Nah, usually I just give out my real name. HAHAHAHAHA!

But I thought that was your real--? Are you tryin' to be annoying?

Heh, sorry, couldn't help myself. It's the first time someone believed me when I gave them that name. Should probably remember that the worlds people come from here may actually be odd enough that they have first names that take twenty minutes to say.

[That name would be weird in Firo's world, too, but he's not about to admit that. He has a feeling nothing good could come of letting this guy know how gullible he is.]

Yeah. Fine. So "Vash" is the real one?

[And no last name? That reminds Firo of someone he knows.]

I'm Firo Prochainezo.

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