12th Taunt | Action

[misterbrief]

Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!

[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.

Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.

Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]

Find a way to fix this immediately!

[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]

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[misterbrief]

[A little frog head is peeking out from inside one of Lee's formerly clean underwear. The shock of losing his body and being transported to somewhere very dark where he couldn't get out of shocked the little froggie pee out of him, which is now covering this particular pair of underwear.

Then, sudden light. WHAT IS GOING ON.]

Crrooooooaaaak.

[niceguypose]

Ah... [He blinks in confusion.] How did you get in here, little one...? [And he leans over to pick up the frog, not yet noticing the mess left behind.]

[misterbrief]

[Oh whoop there he goes getting picked up. His eyes blink a few times, and finally the voice is recognizable and so is the face. Lee! Perhaps the boy will be of some use.]

How should I know how I got in there!? [Floats the voice into Lee's head.]

[Okay, he's still a bit mad about being turned into a frog though.]

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee looks the frog in the eyes, as his own eyes widen with surprise. That voice definitely wasn't a thought!]

Young Frog-kun... I believe that I have just heard your heart's voice! I'm so glad! [So Lee starts to tear up, and he presses the frog against his forehead emotionally.]

[misterbrief]

[What no oh NO

SMUSH

WHY DID HE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS THAT THIS WAS GOING TO END WELL FOR HIM]

What are you doing????!!!! Stop that, you are crushing my face!

[niceguypose]

I am? I apologize! [He pulls back the frog and looks at him again.]

Your heart's voice sounds like Vegeta-san! You must be very bold and caring, just like him!

[misterbrief]

[There is a horrific growling noise coming from the frog. If a frog couldn't growl before, it can now.]

DON'T MOCK ME! I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT ANYONE ELSE!

[niceguypose]

Ah...! You truly sound like him! I am sure that you have the same noble heart, which is hidden beneath such loud words!

[Now he glances towards his drawers.]

But how did you find your way to my... ah, undergarments?

[misterbrief]

[He wants to smack Lee with all his being but he can't because he's a frog]

!!!! How should I know? One second I was training, the next it had become dark!

[If a frog could blush, that's what he'd be doing right now. Because finding out he was in an underwear drawer is completely embarrassing.]

[niceguypose]

[At least it's not just any underwear drawer. It's the most youthful collection there is!]

A frog who trains?! Ah, that's so great! How you got here certainly is mysterious... [Then he peers into the drawer.] Ah, and it seems you left your mark!

[misterbrief]

[He turns slowly. Oh. Dear.

If he could only blush harder.]

That wasn't me! [Clearly the answer is to deny it.]

[niceguypose]

...Please don't worry! It's only natural! Ah, should I bring you to a bathroom...?

[misterbrief]

No! [He's grossed out by the pee, maybe more so than Lee is. How undignified of Vegeta to do something like that.]

What would you do, put me in the toilet?!

[niceguypose]

Ah, I would place you on top of it! That happens to be the place where we relieve ourselves, Frog-kun. I'll teach you all about it!

[misterbrief]

Quit calling me that! I don't need to be taught how to use the toilet, I'm civilized, you know!

[HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO REACH THE TOILET HE'S TOO SMALL...]

[niceguypose]

Ah! I see! I apologize for my assumption... You must be like frogs I heard about, who helped to train Naruto-kun and Jiraiya-sama! So - you have no need for the bathroom at this time?

[misterbrief]

NO! [He screams in Lee's head as loud as he can.]

What nonsense are you blabbing about? Frogs training shinobi, honestly, what's wrong with you? [He's heard of Jiraiya, that must be that legendary ninja Tenten was talking about. And Naruto? PSHHH, HE GIVES NARUTO NO CREDIT AT ALL.]

Frogs can't fight, they're no better used than for a delicacy at my dinner table!

[Except he's a frog]