Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (
misterbrief) wrote2014-12-07 04:58 pm
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12th Taunt | Action
Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!
[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.
Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.
Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]
Find a way to fix this immediately!
[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]
[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.
Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.
Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]
Find a way to fix this immediately!
[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]
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What the hell?! Psychic frogs?!
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Gross.]
How the hell did this get in here?!
[He reaches down to pick the frog us by its foot, wrinkling his nose in disgust.]
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Except his problems never involved literally hearing voices, or talking cups.
Glasses-less, barely awake and grumpy, with his thick curls tied into a little tail to keep them out of the way from morning rituals, he lifted said cup to investigate--
And scowled.]
--I didn't think frogs were active in the winter,
[His tone was dry, and without further warning he started making his way to the nearest window. Clearly, this was something that belonged outside. In the snow.]
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[Karla slowly homes in on the source. She winds up at her stove, but still no one who could be yelling. But then she opens her cabinet to find a frog sitting there. Karla just blinks at it wide-eyed.]
What...?
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A frog?
[Curious, he reaches out to carefully grab it, holding it up in front of his face so he can get a proper look. Yup, that sure is a frog.]
Cool!!
[Since he cannot find his old pet Gamamaru, this will have to do! Hello little froggie, time to find yourself perched on Naruto's shoulder as he continues on his great ramen hunt.]
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Ah...?
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Guy gently scoops up the frog that had somehow made its way into his boot and takes it into the bathroom, filling up the sink.] It's way too cold for you outside right now, fella. You can stay in here for a while.
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WOW IS THIS LATE OR WHAT
JUST....A LITTLE
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A pervert's natural habitat?
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HARBLABELBELe LATE TIMES A MILLION 1/???
[Kushina is lifting the seat to the toilet when this frog "yells". The place it has ended up explains why this FROG IS SO ANGRY because he is in NASTY WATER.
Anybody would be mad about that.]
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I'M DONE
YOU ARE NEVER LATE
IM PRETTY SURE I AM
NO I DON'T THINK SO
WELL IF YOU SAY SO
I DO SAY SO
FINE THEN
FINE
I FUCKING HEAR A FROG OUTSIDE
HE'S OUT THERE ASKING YOU TO GET HIM OUT OF THE COLD, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
IS IT VEGETA
YES GO SAVE HIM HE'S FREEZING
I THINK HE DIED HE'S QUIET NOW
OH MY GOD NO I'M GOING TO CRY
MEANWHILE IM LAUGHING AT ALL YOUR EDITS. DANG GURL
LAUGHING AT MY EDITS WHILE THAT POOR FROGGIE DIES
FROG LEGS FOR DINNAR
CANNIBAL
oh nvm i hear it again
oh poor froggie I'M GLAD IT'S OKAY
NOT FOR LONG IT GONNA BE MY DINNER and lmfao more edits poor showan
YOU'RE SO MEANNNNNNNNNNN POOR FROGGGGG
WAH HA HA HA
PURE EVIL
>:3
throws spirit bomb at u
explodes
oh nooooo look at wut i did
ded
performs cpr
super ded
cuts u open and beats your heart with my hand
OH GOD
ur alive
im a ghost
DON'T HAUNT ME
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