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Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!

[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.

Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.

Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]

Find a way to fix this immediately!

[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]

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[THERE IS A FROG IN THE TOILET??]

GUAAAHH!! WHY IS THERE A FROG IN THE TOILET?!

I want to know the answer to that myself! [He yells back at her. HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN HER TOILET. THIS IS SO GROSS.]

Get me out of here! [Yells the voice in her head.]

Edited (IONO HOW TO HTML: A NOVEL BY ME) 2014-12-16 17:04 (UTC)

[This voice is VERY FAMILIAR. But it's in her head and all echo-y so not putting the puzzle pieces together yet. There's a frog in her toilet anyway.]

Are you one of Minato's summons?! Why did he put you in there?!

[She doesn't really want to reach in the toilet but HELL.]

Alright, alright! Calm down, I'll get you out. Then you're telling me what you're doing in my toilet!

[Reaches into the toilet for Mr. Toadfrog.]

[It was dark and he hated it in there, so he will gladly hop to her to even make it easier for her to pick him up and get him out.]

Summon? I'm not anyone's pet minion! [He didn't think it was true when Tenten said people could summon frogs but wow what kind of world do they live in where they actually summon frogs. Who does that. Frogs, dogs, what else can they summon, locusts and boils and a herd of wild animals? He can't believe that.]

Argh, I don't have a clue how I got in there! But this would not be the first time I would have heard of those blasted shifts teleporting people around the village.

Edited 2014-12-18 22:18 (UTC)

[PICKING HIM UP and kind of making a face at his attitude.

Geez, he really sounds familiar. That manner of speech, especially. So angry. Almost as angry as

As]

Vegeta? Is that you?

[Kushina recognizes!]

Yes, of course it's me! [THE FIRST PERSON OUT OF 9 TO FIGURE OUT IT'S HIM WITHOUT HIM TELLING THEM ABOUT TIME]

I can't imagine you'd never be able to tell! [SO SARCASTIC WHO ELSE IS THIS MUCH OF A JERK]

[Of course. Like she can tell when he's A TOAD. But it's because she's a good wife does she figure it out. Never4get.]

It's probably because you look a little different, ya know! But you're as much of a jerk as ever.

[Going to set him on her counter now and bend down to his level.]

Are you alright? I mean it doesn't hurt or anything, does it?

Edited 2014-12-20 18:28 (UTC)

Of course I'm okay! [Little froggie blush tsun head turn] I'm just a frog, that's all. [He doesn't hurt anywhere, but. He gives a little experimental hop, just to make sure nothing's broken.

It's a good hop too, farther than he was expecting, and it catches him by surprise. The frog seems to catch itself, almost trying to push backward like it had hopped a bit too far for its liking and that freaked it out a little bit.]

Ribbit!

Edited (FORGOT SOMETHING.) 2014-12-20 22:20 (UTC)

[Pft. Did that frog blush?

Kushina watches him hop, blinks, reaches out to catch him if he falls.

The ribbit has her cheeks puffing out though.

Then she bursts into loud laughter, bending over and putting her hands on her knees.]

Hahahahah! Gahahahahaha! That was pretty good!

Shut up! [SHE'S LAUGHING AT HIM...]

I'd like to see you handle being stuck in this body!

[STILL LAUGHING. WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO VEGETA JUST MADE A RIBBIT SOUND

Look she can transform into a frog WHENEVER SHE WANTS because ninja powers.]

Okay, sorry. [She sheepishly grins at him.]

So, what happened?

STOP IT!!!! [He hates being laughed at so much it BURNS HIM]

How should I know what happened? I was taking a walk and all of a sudden I'm in your toilet and I don't even have the right body anymore! How dare they mock the Saiyan Prince!

[They being nobody because NATURAL SHIFTS ARE LIKE KARMA]

[SWEET, SWEET KARMA.

BUT ALRIGHT FINE SHE'S NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE. Instead she sighs.]

How am I supposed to help you if you don't know what happened? Did you piss someone off that has the power to turn people into frogs?

... Did you make Saori mad?

[NARROWS HER EYES.]

[He rears back in his little froggie body like he's offended. Why would she be asking about Saori anyway. What did Saori tell her. Paranoia sucks.]

No, I did not make her angry. [HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SAORI COULD TURN PEOPLE INTO FROGS. CAN SHE? Maybe he should ask.] I don't know of anyone who can use some kind of hocus pocus to turn anyone into anything at all. It's probably a blasted shift.

[HE HATESSSSSSSSS THIS PLANET]

Edited (DUDE I JUST GIVE UP ON GOD DAMN ENGLISH TODAY) 2014-12-20 23:35 (UTC)

A Shift? Nobody else is a frog. The WTF would tell us it was coming anyway.

[World of Their Future!!! She's standing up straight again and crossing her arms.]

Someone probably cursed you.

What in the blazes did I do?! [He doesn't remember being particularly mean to anyone in the past week or so. He did accost one of the waiters at Seventh Heaven, but they should be used to that by now. He didn't punch anyone through a building since he sent Vash through the wall, so that can't be it either.]

When I get my hands on them! If anyone used magic on me, they're going to get it!

[VEGETA JFC]

Yeah, and then you'll be turned back into a frog for it.

[Gives him a flat look.]

Or worse.

[The little guy shakes in anger. No. NO HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A FROG. NO MORE FROG.]

I'll break every bone in their body...they'll learn not to cross me.

[SMOOSHES HIM WITH HER HAND, albeit gently because he's a delicate frog]

That won't fix anything, ya know?!

Croooaaaaak! Ribbit!!!! Croak ribbit ribbit croaaaaak!

[He yells in froggie language. If she understands angry pissed off frog, it says CUT IT OUT YOU CRAZED DEMON.]

You'd be surprised what that would fix-!

Edited (FUCKAIGN GOD I CAN'T DO A TAG TO SAMVE AMY FUCKING LIFE TOADY) 2014-12-21 00:07 (UTC)

Not this time!!

[Pulls her hand off of him and doesn't even bat an eye at the slime he left on her palm. Just wipes it off on her shirt.]

You can solve problems without violence.

[He refuses to solve problems with anything but violence unless it's his family that's it they are the only ones that get that privilege!]

I'm not going to sit down and reason with some witch that cursed me! Are you out of your mind?

[BRISTLES. She's trying to HELP YOU VEGETA.]

If you were reasonable in the first place this might not have happened!

[He hops up and down in anger now. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE DID.]

I didn't DO ANYTHING AT ALL! BLAST IT, WOMAN!

You did something!

[WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE LIKE THIS and she's hard not to even crack a smile at bouncing frog.]

I'M DONE

YOU ARE NEVER LATE

IM PRETTY SURE I AM

NO I DON'T THINK SO

WELL IF YOU SAY SO

I DO SAY SO

FINE THEN

FINE

I FUCKING HEAR A FROG OUTSIDE

HE'S OUT THERE ASKING YOU TO GET HIM OUT OF THE COLD, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

IS IT VEGETA

YES GO SAVE HIM HE'S FREEZING

I THINK HE DIED HE'S QUIET NOW

OH MY GOD NO I'M GOING TO CRY

MEANWHILE IM LAUGHING AT ALL YOUR EDITS. DANG GURL

LAUGHING AT MY EDITS WHILE THAT POOR FROGGIE DIES

FROG LEGS FOR DINNAR

CANNIBAL

oh nvm i hear it again

oh poor froggie I'M GLAD IT'S OKAY

NOT FOR LONG IT GONNA BE MY DINNER and lmfao more edits poor showan

YOU'RE SO MEANNNNNNNNNNN POOR FROGGGGG

WAH HA HA HA

PURE EVIL

>:3